"'Alien whales'?! Get out of here with that shit. Not in a million years."

Grocereal

Timeflies

I think he'd have him time travel accidentally into solid objects and get really fucked up

And death sticks

When he watched Alien as a kid, it made him throw up and that's when he knew he wanted to make horror movies. I feel like that explains alot about him and his...talent.

"These are OR chaps."

Hey, if he got canceled sooner, Max might not have existed.

He still gets interviewed in just about every horror film documentary. Like he's a historian, or an expert, even though he can't seem to understand why certain films are held in such high regard.

I still don't understand why he's still so revered in the horror community. At least James Wan makes successful movies.