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Ceej
@sarcastrix.bsky.social
Attorney. Chemist. Former ballerina. Occasional dinosaur.
The opposite of despair is not hope, it's action.
Don't believe everything you think.
Went is ones deep in the genre trenches supposed to be a bad thing?
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Milo Nicholas is a first Gen immigrant from people who fled Bosnia. He's a fabulous chef and never smiles for the camera.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So let's make up stories.
Emmett Wayne is Bruce Wayne's cousin from the side of the family that didn't inherit but still use the family name. They think Bruce Wayne's parents are assholes from some old stupid petty slight.
December 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Which words? Like "scary?" I could see how that one could downgrade you in the algorithm in a ham-handed attempt to avoid clickbait.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
She says she is. I do not believe her.
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
In Kansas, a ten year old and his seven year old brother drove a tractor, right into my sister's car. She woke up in a hospital an hour away.
Those parents are not in jail.
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ummmmm
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A client tried to cite AI to me today and suggested I could cite it to an examiner. No sir, I will not be sending your screenshot of an AI response as "research" to anyone.
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Ugh. I could have give the rest of my life without reading that. They could just skip is for that, like everything else skips us. That would be fine.
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My favorite Christmas movie.
a woman in a red coat and hat stands in the snow
ALT: a woman in a red coat and hat stands in the snow
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You're not too far off. The real line of demarcation is 1997.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Also see the cinnamon bun version
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
He also has a cinnamon bun version.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If he's like my late cat, he'd get a UTI as a punishment for bringing the dogs into the family.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The old ones never go away, but the new ones are a new source of joy.
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What a fine Christian.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They, being my advisor, not the assets. They couldn't help me figure out the best route to do what I wanted.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I had to explain the Bacon number to someone last month.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM