Angus Taylor is a very smart and competent leader, who can definitely handle things like
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downloading and verifying travel documents from The City of Sydney website
#auspol
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downloading and verifying travel documents from The City of Sydney website
#auspol
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Angus Taylor is a very smart and competent leader, who can definitely handle things like
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downloading and verifying travel documents from The City of Sydney website
#auspol
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downloading and verifying travel documents from The City of Sydney website
#auspol
Bezos and Musk prematurely congratulating themselves on a mission that NASA already completed
...in the 1960s
...in the 1960s
an astronaut in a nasa space suit is making a rock and roll sign
Alt: an astronaut in a nasa space suit is making a rock and roll sign
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Bezos and Musk prematurely congratulating themselves on a mission that NASA already completed
...in the 1960s
...in the 1960s
El Paso?
Que Paso?
Que Paso?
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 AM
El Paso?
Que Paso?
Que Paso?
Maker of epic tea towels. I will cherish mine
Legendary cartoonist. All round good guy
Vale, Jon Kudelka
😢 @kudelka.bsky.social #auspol
Legendary cartoonist. All round good guy
Vale, Jon Kudelka
😢 @kudelka.bsky.social #auspol
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Maker of epic tea towels. I will cherish mine
Legendary cartoonist. All round good guy
Vale, Jon Kudelka
😢 @kudelka.bsky.social #auspol
Legendary cartoonist. All round good guy
Vale, Jon Kudelka
😢 @kudelka.bsky.social #auspol
IPCC Report. "We screwed the planet"
Panama Papers. "We screwed the economy"
Epstein Files. "We screwed the children"
Yet nothing happens
Panama Papers. "We screwed the economy"
Epstein Files. "We screwed the children"
Yet nothing happens
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 AM
IPCC Report. "We screwed the planet"
Panama Papers. "We screwed the economy"
Epstein Files. "We screwed the children"
Yet nothing happens
Panama Papers. "We screwed the economy"
Epstein Files. "We screwed the children"
Yet nothing happens
xAI buys X...
SpaceX buys xAI...
this dude is a one-man ponzi scheme
SpaceX buys xAI...
this dude is a one-man ponzi scheme
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
xAI buys X...
SpaceX buys xAI...
this dude is a one-man ponzi scheme
SpaceX buys xAI...
this dude is a one-man ponzi scheme
1980s crime movies gave us all the quaint idea that crims get their comeuppance once their schemes are uncovered using an airtight paper trail
Panama Papers
Epstein Files
Clearly we were too optimistic
Panama Papers
Epstein Files
Clearly we were too optimistic
February 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
1980s crime movies gave us all the quaint idea that crims get their comeuppance once their schemes are uncovered using an airtight paper trail
Panama Papers
Epstein Files
Clearly we were too optimistic
Panama Papers
Epstein Files
Clearly we were too optimistic
The only "illegal entry" Americans should be worried about today is ICE illegally entering your home without a warrant
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 AM
The only "illegal entry" Americans should be worried about today is ICE illegally entering your home without a warrant
ILLEGAL
ENTRY
( by ice, without a warrant )
That is what ruins America
ENTRY
( by ice, without a warrant )
That is what ruins America
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 AM
ILLEGAL
ENTRY
( by ice, without a warrant )
That is what ruins America
ENTRY
( by ice, without a warrant )
That is what ruins America
If we're not supposed to eat the billionaires, why do they have names like Tim "Cook" and Warren "Buffet"
January 29, 2026 at 10:11 PM
If we're not supposed to eat the billionaires, why do they have names like Tim "Cook" and Warren "Buffet"
This is America
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 AM
This is America
Harmeet Dhillon's long form birth certificate
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Harmeet Dhillon's long form birth certificate
Reposted by Sarcastic Cat
This isn't satire. No jokes. This is the President of the United States telling Norway that he's going to take Greenland from Denmark because Norway didn't give him a peace prize.
This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.
This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.
January 19, 2026 at 1:23 PM
This isn't satire. No jokes. This is the President of the United States telling Norway that he's going to take Greenland from Denmark because Norway didn't give him a peace prize.
This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.
This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Hello 911? There's a bunch of goons with guns in my neighbourhood, claiming to be ICE. Can you come and check it out? They are getting violent.
* Crickets * 😴 🛌
...oh, and I think there's ALSO a transgender teacher headed to the library with some rainbow books...
THE WHAT?!?
🚨🚔🚧🚧🚥🚔👮♂️🚓🚨
* Crickets * 😴 🛌
...oh, and I think there's ALSO a transgender teacher headed to the library with some rainbow books...
THE WHAT?!?
🚨🚔🚧🚧🚥🚔👮♂️🚓🚨
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Hello 911? There's a bunch of goons with guns in my neighbourhood, claiming to be ICE. Can you come and check it out? They are getting violent.
* Crickets * 😴 🛌
...oh, and I think there's ALSO a transgender teacher headed to the library with some rainbow books...
THE WHAT?!?
🚨🚔🚧🚧🚥🚔👮♂️🚓🚨
* Crickets * 😴 🛌
...oh, and I think there's ALSO a transgender teacher headed to the library with some rainbow books...
THE WHAT?!?
🚨🚔🚧🚧🚥🚔👮♂️🚓🚨
Apple shifted all intellectual property to the Cayman Islands, via The Netherlands
Ditto for Meta, Google, Tesla, etc.
The EU has a larger population than the US, & roughly the same number of actively maintained nuclear weapons.
Is the USA really the military and business power it thinks it is?
Ditto for Meta, Google, Tesla, etc.
The EU has a larger population than the US, & roughly the same number of actively maintained nuclear weapons.
Is the USA really the military and business power it thinks it is?
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Apple shifted all intellectual property to the Cayman Islands, via The Netherlands
Ditto for Meta, Google, Tesla, etc.
The EU has a larger population than the US, & roughly the same number of actively maintained nuclear weapons.
Is the USA really the military and business power it thinks it is?
Ditto for Meta, Google, Tesla, etc.
The EU has a larger population than the US, & roughly the same number of actively maintained nuclear weapons.
Is the USA really the military and business power it thinks it is?
Ever wonder what happened to the "Trump Steaks" guy?
Turns out, he was a massive pedo and sex pest.
Yeah, I know, right?!
He had a brief stint in politics before the "hang Mike Pence" crew took a dislike to his pedo past and fulfilled their destiny.
Weird.
Turns out, he was a massive pedo and sex pest.
Yeah, I know, right?!
He had a brief stint in politics before the "hang Mike Pence" crew took a dislike to his pedo past and fulfilled their destiny.
Weird.
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Ever wonder what happened to the "Trump Steaks" guy?
Turns out, he was a massive pedo and sex pest.
Yeah, I know, right?!
He had a brief stint in politics before the "hang Mike Pence" crew took a dislike to his pedo past and fulfilled their destiny.
Weird.
Turns out, he was a massive pedo and sex pest.
Yeah, I know, right?!
He had a brief stint in politics before the "hang Mike Pence" crew took a dislike to his pedo past and fulfilled their destiny.
Weird.
Next performance review:
I have been tremendous with regards to job and non-job. And, quite frankly, when it comes to "work" and "job", I have been, in many ways, probably the best in the history of our country.
I have been tremendous with regards to job and non-job. And, quite frankly, when it comes to "work" and "job", I have been, in many ways, probably the best in the history of our country.
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Next performance review:
I have been tremendous with regards to job and non-job. And, quite frankly, when it comes to "work" and "job", I have been, in many ways, probably the best in the history of our country.
I have been tremendous with regards to job and non-job. And, quite frankly, when it comes to "work" and "job", I have been, in many ways, probably the best in the history of our country.
Looking forward to one day seeing the tacky ballroom demolished and replaced with an East Wing restoration
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Looking forward to one day seeing the tacky ballroom demolished and replaced with an East Wing restoration
Yeah, nah. Joe Hockey can GTFO on this one, after he supported dumping Steve Bracks from his Australian Consul-General position in New York, in favour of of "jobs for his mates".
Joe Hockey is a clown.
#auspol
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
Joe Hockey is a clown.
#auspol
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
Peter Dutton for DC posting? Joe Hockey says it’s a ‘no-brainer’
The former US ambassador said Australians would see it as “smart and magnanimous” for Albanese to appoint his former election opponent to the key role.
www.theage.com.au
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Yeah, nah. Joe Hockey can GTFO on this one, after he supported dumping Steve Bracks from his Australian Consul-General position in New York, in favour of of "jobs for his mates".
Joe Hockey is a clown.
#auspol
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
Joe Hockey is a clown.
#auspol
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
They need to rename from Greenland to Epsteenland so that Don never mentions the island ever, ever again
January 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
They need to rename from Greenland to Epsteenland so that Don never mentions the island ever, ever again
Unbelievable that today's version of "the dress is blue and black" vs. "the dress is white and gold" is a video of a woman being shot three times in the face and MAGA sees someone desperately trying to avoid getting.... run over at low speed?
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Unbelievable that today's version of "the dress is blue and black" vs. "the dress is white and gold" is a video of a woman being shot three times in the face and MAGA sees someone desperately trying to avoid getting.... run over at low speed?
An American citizen
Doing a three-point turn
What else is domestic terrorism?
Doing a three-point turn
What else is domestic terrorism?
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
An American citizen
Doing a three-point turn
What else is domestic terrorism?
Doing a three-point turn
What else is domestic terrorism?