BloomBitch
@sarasmartass.bsky.social
Mom, floral designer, farmer, business owner, resistance fighter, neurospicy as hell
We picked up a low mileage used one for a steal. it’s like riding in a spaceship. 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We picked up a low mileage used one for a steal. it’s like riding in a spaceship. 🤣
Yeah, I think our gravel road was not good for the charging port on the ID. Had to have it replaced once, and had to fight VW to get it done. That’s when I traded it in. We have the lightning and a polestar2 now.
The solar is nice for charging isn’t it?
The solar is nice for charging isn’t it?
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yeah, I think our gravel road was not good for the charging port on the ID. Had to have it replaced once, and had to fight VW to get it done. That’s when I traded it in. We have the lightning and a polestar2 now.
The solar is nice for charging isn’t it?
The solar is nice for charging isn’t it?
I’ve never used the onboard infotainment software. 🤣 I just crank The White Stripes or Bad Religion on car play.
It’s a hell of a solid vehicle. I’ve run mine over 25k miles in the first year with nary a problem.
Wish I could’ve said that about the ID.4 I traded in.
It’s a hell of a solid vehicle. I’ve run mine over 25k miles in the first year with nary a problem.
Wish I could’ve said that about the ID.4 I traded in.
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’ve never used the onboard infotainment software. 🤣 I just crank The White Stripes or Bad Religion on car play.
It’s a hell of a solid vehicle. I’ve run mine over 25k miles in the first year with nary a problem.
Wish I could’ve said that about the ID.4 I traded in.
It’s a hell of a solid vehicle. I’ve run mine over 25k miles in the first year with nary a problem.
Wish I could’ve said that about the ID.4 I traded in.
And can I just say that my Ford Lightning does 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, and makes all the boys “rolling coal” around here green with envy.
Also makes some of them drive like jackasses, but 🤷♀️
Also makes some of them drive like jackasses, but 🤷♀️
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And can I just say that my Ford Lightning does 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, and makes all the boys “rolling coal” around here green with envy.
Also makes some of them drive like jackasses, but 🤷♀️
Also makes some of them drive like jackasses, but 🤷♀️
As a Minnesotan in an area with a large Somali population, many of whom/whose families arrived over 2 decades ago…
Nope. Not even in the same cosmos as reality. This man has late stage dementia, and it has amplified all of his narcissistic personality traits and all of his bigotry.
#25thAmendment
Nope. Not even in the same cosmos as reality. This man has late stage dementia, and it has amplified all of his narcissistic personality traits and all of his bigotry.
#25thAmendment
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
As a Minnesotan in an area with a large Somali population, many of whom/whose families arrived over 2 decades ago…
Nope. Not even in the same cosmos as reality. This man has late stage dementia, and it has amplified all of his narcissistic personality traits and all of his bigotry.
#25thAmendment
Nope. Not even in the same cosmos as reality. This man has late stage dementia, and it has amplified all of his narcissistic personality traits and all of his bigotry.
#25thAmendment
I warned my spouse this was going to be a vengeful winter.
This is our second storm warning this week. The last was just wind and a dusting. This one looks to be more serious…
And it’s still November.
This is our second storm warning this week. The last was just wind and a dusting. This one looks to be more serious…
And it’s still November.
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I warned my spouse this was going to be a vengeful winter.
This is our second storm warning this week. The last was just wind and a dusting. This one looks to be more serious…
And it’s still November.
This is our second storm warning this week. The last was just wind and a dusting. This one looks to be more serious…
And it’s still November.
The laces aren’t even functional—there’s an elastic gusset on the instep, so they’re slip on shoes.
This is purely a bad design choice.
This is purely a bad design choice.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The laces aren’t even functional—there’s an elastic gusset on the instep, so they’re slip on shoes.
This is purely a bad design choice.
This is purely a bad design choice.
If by aggressive you mean constant unsolicited emails and fundraising texts from Republicans all over the country, then yes, their engagement strategy is aggressive. Aggressively annoying to those of us who are looking to engage on a substantive level.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If by aggressive you mean constant unsolicited emails and fundraising texts from Republicans all over the country, then yes, their engagement strategy is aggressive. Aggressively annoying to those of us who are looking to engage on a substantive level.
It seems like all the big tech companies are committed to a Flowers for Algernon arc. 🤷♀️
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It seems like all the big tech companies are committed to a Flowers for Algernon arc. 🤷♀️
I said it in 2002, and I’ll say it again
No Wars For Oil
They lives of our service members and the Venezuelan citizens are worth so much more than that fucking dinosaur sludge.
I can’t believe I’m stuck in this fucking time loop.
No Wars For Oil
They lives of our service members and the Venezuelan citizens are worth so much more than that fucking dinosaur sludge.
I can’t believe I’m stuck in this fucking time loop.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I said it in 2002, and I’ll say it again
No Wars For Oil
They lives of our service members and the Venezuelan citizens are worth so much more than that fucking dinosaur sludge.
I can’t believe I’m stuck in this fucking time loop.
No Wars For Oil
They lives of our service members and the Venezuelan citizens are worth so much more than that fucking dinosaur sludge.
I can’t believe I’m stuck in this fucking time loop.
Habby Bunt Sundae!
We’re ready for Buntsgiving in this house!
We’re ready for Buntsgiving in this house!
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Habby Bunt Sundae!
We’re ready for Buntsgiving in this house!
We’re ready for Buntsgiving in this house!
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Matthew, I appreciate your insights into this moment so much. Thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Matthew, I appreciate your insights into this moment so much. Thank you.
I feel attacked and seen, simultaneously.
Also, my mantle got its yearly dusting today when I put out our stocking holders, so there.
Also, my mantle got its yearly dusting today when I put out our stocking holders, so there.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I feel attacked and seen, simultaneously.
Also, my mantle got its yearly dusting today when I put out our stocking holders, so there.
Also, my mantle got its yearly dusting today when I put out our stocking holders, so there.
This is such a fantastic book. 5 stars, folks.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is such a fantastic book. 5 stars, folks.
Please tell me you have pictures of some of this gustatory art.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Please tell me you have pictures of some of this gustatory art.
Newsom is a white guy—white guys are real people to Trump.
Everyone else is just a caricature without agency in his reality. He assumes they’ll just let him do it, to paraphrase him.
Man, I really hope Mamdani shatters his reality into a million pieces.
Everyone else is just a caricature without agency in his reality. He assumes they’ll just let him do it, to paraphrase him.
Man, I really hope Mamdani shatters his reality into a million pieces.
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Newsom is a white guy—white guys are real people to Trump.
Everyone else is just a caricature without agency in his reality. He assumes they’ll just let him do it, to paraphrase him.
Man, I really hope Mamdani shatters his reality into a million pieces.
Everyone else is just a caricature without agency in his reality. He assumes they’ll just let him do it, to paraphrase him.
Man, I really hope Mamdani shatters his reality into a million pieces.
I really think we need a bat phone that links the Oval Office and Zohran. Imagine what we could accomplish!
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I really think we need a bat phone that links the Oval Office and Zohran. Imagine what we could accomplish!
There are so many of us, across generations, across universities, across the nation.
We need to start talking about it.
We need to start talking about it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There are so many of us, across generations, across universities, across the nation.
We need to start talking about it.
We need to start talking about it.