Sara June
@sarajune94.bsky.social
I was once told I try too hard to be funny and now it’s my whole personality. My banner is my cats 🐈⬛
31 (she/her), here for HMJ🌛, Illinois/ USA
31 (she/her), here for HMJ🌛, Illinois/ USA
Me after seeing all the hair on my hairbrush after keeping it in a bun all weekend
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me after seeing all the hair on my hairbrush after keeping it in a bun all weekend
Being an adult means I can order pizza for me and my coworkers just because I can
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Being an adult means I can order pizza for me and my coworkers just because I can
Currently renting from someone who had two cats. I gotta share this guy before moving out.
This is Marzipan and he’s emotionally orange.
He purred while being held like this, most likely from the blood going to his 2 brain cells. He’s a good boy.
This is Marzipan and he’s emotionally orange.
He purred while being held like this, most likely from the blood going to his 2 brain cells. He’s a good boy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Currently renting from someone who had two cats. I gotta share this guy before moving out.
This is Marzipan and he’s emotionally orange.
He purred while being held like this, most likely from the blood going to his 2 brain cells. He’s a good boy.
This is Marzipan and he’s emotionally orange.
He purred while being held like this, most likely from the blood going to his 2 brain cells. He’s a good boy.
It seems like a lot of people at my job (including me) prefer vanilla cupcakes over chocolate
When did I get old and decide to NOT go for chocolate first 💀
When did I get old and decide to NOT go for chocolate first 💀
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It seems like a lot of people at my job (including me) prefer vanilla cupcakes over chocolate
When did I get old and decide to NOT go for chocolate first 💀
When did I get old and decide to NOT go for chocolate first 💀
My PMDD may be in full effect today, but that doesn’t stop me from (respectfully) throwing it back as a coping mechanism
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her legs crossed
ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her legs crossed
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My PMDD may be in full effect today, but that doesn’t stop me from (respectfully) throwing it back as a coping mechanism
A man at the courthouse complimented my nails and said they bring him peace.
My brother in Christ, I am no man’s peace and never will be.
My brother in Christ, I am no man’s peace and never will be.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A man at the courthouse complimented my nails and said they bring him peace.
My brother in Christ, I am no man’s peace and never will be.
My brother in Christ, I am no man’s peace and never will be.
My hands were not built for workplace soap.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My hands were not built for workplace soap.
I put in my two weeks at work
on my birthday
the day after my vacation.
31 is chaotic so far!
on my birthday
the day after my vacation.
31 is chaotic so far!
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I put in my two weeks at work
on my birthday
the day after my vacation.
31 is chaotic so far!
on my birthday
the day after my vacation.
31 is chaotic so far!
I’ve been binge watching Criminal Minds and I FINALLY got to the episode with THIS diva with a wig.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’ve been binge watching Criminal Minds and I FINALLY got to the episode with THIS diva with a wig.
today I had to explain to my boyfriend that @halfmoonjoe.com (probably, hopefully) enjoys when I am baiting in the ✨chat✨
and if anything he bullies us BACK.
and if anything he bullies us BACK.
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
today I had to explain to my boyfriend that @halfmoonjoe.com (probably, hopefully) enjoys when I am baiting in the ✨chat✨
and if anything he bullies us BACK.
and if anything he bullies us BACK.
This Monday and every Monday, feels like the peanut butter jelly sandwich at the bottom of a brown bag lunch.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This Monday and every Monday, feels like the peanut butter jelly sandwich at the bottom of a brown bag lunch.
Had a singular line stuck in my head yesterday. It was, and I quote:
“Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay”
“Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay”
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Had a singular line stuck in my head yesterday. It was, and I quote:
“Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay”
“Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay”
Looking at jobs on Indeed feels too much on online dating.
I’m putting myself out there, they judge me on my character, and I gotta see if they will fund my lifestyle.
I’m putting myself out there, they judge me on my character, and I gotta see if they will fund my lifestyle.
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looking at jobs on Indeed feels too much on online dating.
I’m putting myself out there, they judge me on my character, and I gotta see if they will fund my lifestyle.
I’m putting myself out there, they judge me on my character, and I gotta see if they will fund my lifestyle.
I am back at work with a large iced coffee, a sore arm, and the will to live ✨
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am back at work with a large iced coffee, a sore arm, and the will to live ✨
Ending up taking a day off (depressed) but ended up getting the flu shot and covid vaccine ✨💅
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ending up taking a day off (depressed) but ended up getting the flu shot and covid vaccine ✨💅
At my desk at work, I have a sign that I will change anywhere from daily to weekly depending on my mood.
Here is today’s spooky sign that I stole off an instagram post 🎃
Here is today’s spooky sign that I stole off an instagram post 🎃
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
At my desk at work, I have a sign that I will change anywhere from daily to weekly depending on my mood.
Here is today’s spooky sign that I stole off an instagram post 🎃
Here is today’s spooky sign that I stole off an instagram post 🎃
Thank you to whoever gifted that mug in today’s stream 💕😭 you deserve all that is good in life!
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Thank you to whoever gifted that mug in today’s stream 💕😭 you deserve all that is good in life!
The work skeleton took a tumble today. It’s giving death drop realness.
October 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The work skeleton took a tumble today. It’s giving death drop realness.
Turns out I wasn’t ugly, I just needed to exfoliate!
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Turns out I wasn’t ugly, I just needed to exfoliate!
Don’t underestimate your impact
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don’t underestimate your impact
HMJ crew, I have a request-
Does anyone have a “not this” reaction photo I can steal?
If there isn’t one, I might make my own and post it here!
Does anyone have a “not this” reaction photo I can steal?
If there isn’t one, I might make my own and post it here!
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HMJ crew, I have a request-
Does anyone have a “not this” reaction photo I can steal?
If there isn’t one, I might make my own and post it here!
Does anyone have a “not this” reaction photo I can steal?
If there isn’t one, I might make my own and post it here!
I don’t know what legally defines a biscuit and it’s consuming my thoughts.
September 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I don’t know what legally defines a biscuit and it’s consuming my thoughts.
My coworkers don’t want to play hangman with me anymore 💀 I’m TOO creative
September 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My coworkers don’t want to play hangman with me anymore 💀 I’m TOO creative
What if Trump is (unfortunately) healthy and has just been DEEP in an MLM.
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What if Trump is (unfortunately) healthy and has just been DEEP in an MLM.
OF COURSE I miss the HMJ stream with a character named Sara(h)
I could have made it my personality 😔
I could have made it my personality 😔
August 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
OF COURSE I miss the HMJ stream with a character named Sara(h)
I could have made it my personality 😔
I could have made it my personality 😔