chapter, kill!!!!

you either die a hero or live long enough to burn the candle before blowing it out and putting it on the candle warmer

doing chores when i was a kid sucked because my dad had a specific, byzantine way to do everything and he insisted it was the only way it should be done. was he wrong for that? yes. but do i have 5,000 different idiosyncrasies like that now? also yes.

me spreading the colored pencil gospel

It’s a book about sky’s disappearance 🥲

Omg thank you :3

it is from germany. that's all i know

it was from the art store and it was $4 and it sharpens like a dream. idk the brand name sorry i just grabbed it

the light streamed donzerly through the window

also zoo tycoon for the Nintendo DS

i like this universe in which i use succession plotlines as legal precedent

do NOT come at me i used to be a true crime girlie

michelle carter notes bc i know people will have issues with this post:
- i know she was convicted of involuntary manslaughter
- i know she got out in like a year
- i know she was convicted primarily due to a phone call in which she told conrad roy to get back in his car filled with carbon monoxide

one more for the road

hit hit hit hit hit

Shocking oversight that I think about to this day: there was no option for potato to just say “hello” or “hi there” so whenever someone would greet him I would have to awkwardly launch into one of the jokes instead

My friend Charlie had to get a stool and put the ear back in once, in full view of a group of confused children asking what was wrong