Tante Sarah: Everybody's Yiddishe Aunt
@sarahemc2.bsky.social
Writer, professor (creative writing with a focus on Narrative Design and CNF). Proud Jew and equally proud Hillbilly.
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SarahEinstein.com
🚫 DMs will result in an instant block.
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יהוה, אֱהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעלָם, מַתִּיר אֲסוּרִים
Baruch Ata Adonai, Eloheinu Melech Ha'olam. Matir Asurim
Blessed are you Adonai our God, ruler of the universe, who
frees the captive.
May there soon be peace, security, and self-determination for all.
Baruch Ata Adonai, Eloheinu Melech Ha'olam. Matir Asurim
Blessed are you Adonai our God, ruler of the universe, who
frees the captive.
May there soon be peace, security, and self-determination for all.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יהוה, אֱהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעלָם, מַתִּיר אֲסוּרִים
Baruch Ata Adonai, Eloheinu Melech Ha'olam. Matir Asurim
Blessed are you Adonai our God, ruler of the universe, who
frees the captive.
May there soon be peace, security, and self-determination for all.
Baruch Ata Adonai, Eloheinu Melech Ha'olam. Matir Asurim
Blessed are you Adonai our God, ruler of the universe, who
frees the captive.
May there soon be peace, security, and self-determination for all.
Apparently, throwing up from relief and joy is a thing.
January 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Apparently, throwing up from relief and joy is a thing.
Currently making alligator gumbo because we are having company for dinner and I'm not a great cook, so I have to make things people don't eat often so I can say, "It's supposed to taste like that."
December 9, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Currently making alligator gumbo because we are having company for dinner and I'm not a great cook, so I have to make things people don't eat often so I can say, "It's supposed to taste like that."
Not a gif. They didn't move.
November 25, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Not a gif. They didn't move.
Hey, Elon Musk: "scamdemic?" Here is my father about 10 minutes before he died of Covid-19 you absolute dumpsterfire of a human being.
November 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Hey, Elon Musk: "scamdemic?" Here is my father about 10 minutes before he died of Covid-19 you absolute dumpsterfire of a human being.
Fuuuu--and I cannot stress this enough--uuuuck.
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Fuuuu--and I cannot stress this enough--uuuuck.
This picture of Schnitzel staring wistfully at a box of treats (off camera) is here mostly so I could practice using Alt Text in this app, but also because of the cute.
November 11, 2024 at 1:23 PM
This picture of Schnitzel staring wistfully at a box of treats (off camera) is here mostly so I could practice using Alt Text in this app, but also because of the cute.
Don't let the poison from the bird app into your timeline, friends. Go ahead and block.
October 4, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Don't let the poison from the bird app into your timeline, friends. Go ahead and block.
Extra old. Still punk.
September 29, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Extra old. Still punk.
It is bi visibility month which I'm worried means my DM won't let me use the Invisibilty spell and, frankly, it's kind of my bard's whole shtick, because *bard*.
But otherwise, hi fellow bi folk and our allies!
But otherwise, hi fellow bi folk and our allies!
September 21, 2023 at 1:36 PM
It is bi visibility month which I'm worried means my DM won't let me use the Invisibilty spell and, frankly, it's kind of my bard's whole shtick, because *bard*.
But otherwise, hi fellow bi folk and our allies!
But otherwise, hi fellow bi folk and our allies!
Can the yontif even be gut without a brisket? I think not! Shana tova!
September 15, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Can the yontif even be gut without a brisket? I think not! Shana tova!
Chag sameach!
September 15, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Chag sameach!
If you dr8ve this hmu
September 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM
If you dr8ve this hmu
Whichever dog is currently snuggling you. In my case, it's this ridiculous chug:
August 19, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Whichever dog is currently snuggling you. In my case, it's this ridiculous chug:
How your email finds me:
August 14, 2023 at 7:35 PM
How your email finds me:
Counter argument:
August 13, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Counter argument:
Me: where did the summer go?
My Switch:
My Switch:
August 12, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Me: where did the summer go?
My Switch:
My Switch: