Sarah Doyle Cozart
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Sarah Doyle Cozart
@sarahecozart.bsky.social
Seeker of beauty / C. S. Lewis nut / Fiber artist / Mom to the best 9yo / Not a Texan I just live here / We have a spicy orange cat named Marjorie and a sweet baby tuxedo cat named Gwendolen
Oh Heather. The worst response to just sharing joy!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Thank you!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It’s so entertaining! But the algorithm does not favor continuous conversations with friends at all!
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Because obviously, yes, I truly believe this man is planning to capture and slaughter all <pauses to count> EIGHTEEN of these wild turkeys for his family dinner
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh I bet they LOVED that!

“I dunno, CAN YOU??”
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oooooooh see I would struggle to be friends with such an Elissa.

Change the spelling or change the pronunciation, ladies. 😂😂

YES, TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE, gosh
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Laura, are we the same person
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bahahahaha my dad said the same about me!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In middle school, my bestie’s name was Elisa, and when people would pronounce it E-LISS-a, I’d get so mad!

“It’s basic phonics! The I should only be short if there are TWO consonants after it! But there’s just one S! COME ON.”

Truly, I was (am) a delight
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think in my Christian school in 1992, she stood out for being an older single woman (I feel bad for her now, not for being single but for how she was probably “othered”!) so we all knew?
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Oh I was totally that girl. TOTALLY. If the books had come out in 1990 I would’ve been even more insufferable!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I did watch it but not religiously so I didn’t catch that! That would bug the heck outta me 😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Tomorrow:

“Mommy, where are the hand clappers??”

“Oh, baby, I don’t know! Maybe the Quiet Ghost came in and stole them because he loves QUIET and CALM.”

<meanwhile the hand clappers are happily on their way to a farm* where they will live a full life**>

*industrial shredder
**DIE FOREVER
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Thank you so much!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Great discovery!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not the best. But my dad volunteered to get me Chinese for dinner and delivered it himself, so I’ll have that, and maybe some weaving this evening while watching Slow Horses.

I’m making it…?

Yes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thank you!! I was afraid it would look like “I woke up in a vat of grease” 😂😂 This was much preferred!
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Thanks!! I usually do very little with it because I just CANNOT be bothered so I hear you!
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM