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Sarahdactyl
@sarahdactyl.bsky.social
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The gay down the hall, she/they, putting the elder in elder millennial
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sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Literally couldn’t think of anything else seeing the pictures of Trump and Zohran.

Now Zohran is his best friend, maybe we’ll even get a little socialism as a treat
A ‘friendship ended with Mudasir’ meme updated to show Trump and his new friend Zohran, instead of his old friend Steven
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
You know, the homemade Orbitz...
Several bottles of Orbitz soda (was it a soda) full of bits of...something in various colors.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
My donation and a picture of my silly Gumby son
Donation to the GBFB My silly Gumby tabby cat and his pink toe beans
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
I went to urban planning school, so yeah, I’m going to bet Ms ‘urban redevelopment’ is the villain #legendsZA
A picture of a TV with the beginning of Pokemon Legends ZA, and a caption reading “we're imagining a new future for this city through our urban redevelopment plan”
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
This is just the Haunted Mansion. I have ideas for the one more…
At a dinner he hosted last week for some of the wealthy business executives who are donating money toward the $250 million construction cost, Trump said the project had grown in size and now will accommodate 999 people. The capacity was 650 seated people at the July announcement.
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
I grew up right by the Rainforest Crunch factory, they also sold it as it's own candy in tins. The whole area used to smell awesome.
A Rainforest Crunch tin covered in tropical flower and animal illustrations
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
It's been giving this for a while now...
Skinner meme with the text "Am I out of touch? No, it's the trans women who are wrong!"
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Just hit em with the Morgan McMichaels
September 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Victor Shammas: Google Gemini doesn't appear to be doing too well: ''I am a disgrace to this planet. l am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes... l am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.'
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
If any of these men could go to therapy instead of inventing a Die Hard scenario for themselves to be the hero of, we'd live here
The Jetsons flying in their car, with their dog in his own car out the back
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Literally this
The Skinner 'no it's the children who are wrong meme' asking 'Am I a couch fucker?'
August 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Looks like the immediate NYTs reaction is to blame it on Padilla, so that's awesome
16 minutes ago Patricia Mazzel Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, says she will have a conversation with Senator Alex Padilla after the news conference. "I think everyone in America will agree that wasn't appropriate," she added of Padilla's earlier interruption. "I don't even know the senator, he did not request a meeting with me or to speak with me," Noem said. 40 minutes ago Sonia A. Rao Senator Alex Padilla of California abruptly interrupted the news conference by Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. He yelled out that he had "questions for the secretary," and was promptly escorted out by security.
June 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
My cat 🤝 @yrfatfriend.bsky.social

“Anything with powdered cheese! I love it so much”
A tuxedo cat with her tongue out, as if to eat a Cheeto.
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
So we’re just straight up selling DayQuil 5-Hour energy now? Seems like a great idea, no notes.
A display of NyQuil and DayQuil in 5 hour energy style bottles
May 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Oh hey, @rollforsandwich.com liked my dumb joke, day made!
Sam Riech sticking his head through red curtains in an, um, evocative way Sarahdactyl @sarahdactyl.bsky.social Sam being born: "I've been here the whole time!”
May 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
So Murph is a judge! @naddpod.bsky.social
A skeet from Josh Friedman about an awful Trump-related hearing, saying that the judge is Brian Murphy.
May 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
The average American has three friends.
The Del Rubio triplets with guitars. They’re wearing white boots and denim dresses and kicking a leg up unison.
May 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
I guess it’s from 2021 and it literally made my day www.cracked.com/article_3884...
"Elon comes down, and he walks over to the breakfast bar and he picks up a package of Pop-Tarts," the man recalled. "He was transfixed. This was like a scene out of 2001: A Space Odyssey, when the apes examine the monolith. It was clearly the most fascinating thing he had seen that morning." When Musk finally realized that Pop-Tarts are best prepared toasted, he took the package to the toaster and inserted the two pastries into the slots - horizontally. After the Pop-Tarts were done cooking, instead of doing literally anything else, Musk dug his fingers in between the grates to get the treats that were out of reach, screaming "Fuck, it burns! Fuck, it burns!" at the top of his lungs.
April 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Fin was a beauty. Our Tina, who just turned 13, is quite the contortionist.
A tuxedo cat who has somehow got all four legs out in front of her.
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Our house has the ‘paw lovingly extended with one claw out to hook your lip’ model. It’s a good thing he’s so cute.
A white and tabby cat sleeping with his mouth open on a grey couch, with a pink wall in the background.
April 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
I want a ‘I failed the Presidential Fitness Test’ patch for all of us that didn’t get one 😂 @michaelhobbes.bsky.social new Maintenance Phase merch?
Three 3 inch round presidential fitness test patches, one red, one blue, and one black.
April 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
sarahdactyl.bsky.social
Apologies for New England posting, but the absurdity of a Cybertruck at Market Basket cannot go unremarked upon.

I hope a Nana rams her cart into it.
A fucking Cybertruck at Market Basket
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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An image from the simpsons where Ralph says "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
April 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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In light of @karenattiah.bsky.social’s discussion of male fragility around women’s athleticism, I present one of my favorite shirts.

www.instagram.com/p/DBY50QIxS3...
A tshirt that says ‘no one watches men’s sports’
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I had been led to believe that line go up, and yet…
A ticker showing an 800 point drop in the dow over the course of 3/3
March 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM