Why is no one talking about those boiled, clearly 100% unseasoned green beans and baby carrots 😩😩😩

I’ve become bored with AI how come creating doesn’t feel good when none of my feelings are leaving my body and entering the work I don’t get it

All bartenders

We used to be a proper country

I’m still mad that the bus left me on read. That’s illegal you can’t do that when I’m tired and hungry

I got a Lyft home and the driver was like ‘okay I have to do a thing, don’t freak out’ and internally I was like hmm, there’s a high chance I’m about to get murdered 🙃 and then he was like ‘this song is perfect to speed to so don’t get upset when I get on the freeway in a second’

I was making eager eye contact and I’m standing at the stop wearing a bright red coat, there’s no way the driver didn’t see me. Rude as hell

They can call it To Wong Clue