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Vx. Sans Sarif
@sanssarif.bsky.social
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32. eggbug loyalist. just you wait, i'll find somewhere to long-form post. just not here

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the psyker was drugged w/ pills that inhibited her psychic abilities
Tobeꜷx — 6:53 PM fauxhypnol Nova — 6:53 PM they gave you the normal pills Siberys — 6:54 PM all my lamron pills, gone
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
sanssarif.bsky.social
favorite zeros, favorite art you did for you, favorite commission you did for we, favorite character you've made for we
art by zerospanda, a panda tiger man with long dreads pulled into a ponytail, sunglasses, and augmented metal arms. art by zerospanda. what looks like a start screen for a video game with three headshots cut off and staring towards the screen, their eyes glowing gold. the character 権 sits above the word "incarnation," and then below the headshots is "[press start]" art by zerospanda. a very large otter husky trans woman is naked and having "sex" as a smaller panda tiger man is penetrating the tip of their penis. art by zerospanda. an ibex woman wearing brightly contrasted techwear. she has dreads and a very large padlock on one of her curled horns.
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
sanssarif.bsky.social
philosophy of videogames
discord screenshot person one: ...counterstrike has a ball? sans: 💣 person two: bomb person three: the bomb is the ball
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
sanssarif.bsky.social
shitpost room on my server is talking about energy generation specifically to expound on this meme
meme with 3 panels: 1) i made a new way to generate energy 2) new or steam 3) [with an inset picture of a nuclear power plant] steam
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
sanssarif.bsky.social
thinking about how one of our favorite colors that we use extremely consistently on characters/models/themes that isn't the purple that defines the ottsk is the specific pine green version of british racing green that was on the aston martin dbr9 that was featured in race driver: grid
A moving shot of the 2007 Aston Martin DBR9 that was raced at Le Mans and then featured in Codemaster's videogame Race Driver: Grid (stylised GRID). It is a gorgeous pine green that is almost metallic and catches the light wonderfully
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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one of our favorite plushies we own is this deaths head moth,,, pictures not ours
a plushie deaths head moth from squishable, facing the camera and held in one hand. a plushie deaths head moth from squishable, from above with wings laid out to show their pattern.
September 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
sanssarif.bsky.social
lord forgive me i'm goin' back to the old me

4 kills, 3 with a katana, a twofer and then a follow-up literally under a second later.
a screen capture from hunt showdown of the character the hornback, carrying a katana and a drilling rifle.
August 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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blodo @tobiwanz.bsky.social
Cassie is snapping his fingers, as if trying to recall something. "You weren't in the orbit of the Order of the Blodo Rose, were you?" Frankie:blodo Or-Fi-S:blodo W@LF:blodo roso
June 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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a suitably big and elaborate look for a milestone! congratulations,
A piece of the Asscian standing in ghe ruins of a city they may have ruined. Art by @or-fi-s.bsky.social A slightly more stylized reference of the Asscian, with a stat block and a distinctly dangerous glow. art by jinti.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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oh sure, this is a fun excuse to post cassena ilex.

they're the harbinger of an apocalypse they have no say in. that won't stop them from doing their best to bring kindness into the world while they can.

art by @or-fi-s.bsky.social

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a two headed tiefling, wearing heavy armor. they have blue skin that is covered in gold scars that look like ceramic crack repairs. behind their head is a halo intersected with lines at cardinal and intercardinal directions.
June 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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IT IS THE LAST DAY OF #GOTHMONTH - LAST DAY FOR GETTING A COMMISSION FROM @zerospanda.bsky.social DURING IT, AT LEAST. DON'T YOU WANT TO INDULGE IN SOME BLACK LEATHER BEFORE IT GETS HOT ENOUGH TO SWEAT IN IT?

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Holly Berry wearing a draped coat and dress design, drawn by zerospanda.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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yeh. we have an au of 40k where things outside of the imperium aren't so bad, and, in self indulgent choices permitted to a creator, both of the ""lost/forgotten"" primarchs are still alive, and set against the imperium in their own ways without being involved in chaos
ji-yeong stojanovska, primarch of the second legion, from our 40k au. he's air-throwing an orc. nemo, primarch of the 11th legion from our 40k au. he is darting through a forest, with two alien fox-like beasts at his feet
May 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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FINALLY JUSTIFYING MY LOVE OF THE SENTINEL
A LONG AND INVOLVED DESCRIPTION OF A MEDIUM LASER STRIKING A MINSK BATTLEMECH AND CAUSING THE AMMO TO COOKOFF, EXPLODING THE MECH IN THE PROCESS
May 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I LOVE BATTLETECH
WAIT A SECOND THE RIFLEMAN HAS 4 FUCKING GAUSSES STAT CARD OF SAID RIFLEMAN WITH 4 GAUSS RIFLES
May 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
sanssarif.bsky.social
extremely chuffed that we are the only person on the crew that has a melee weapon on them at all times and we got to use it on something not human. doin' better than the average person in an alien series movie at this point
roll20 screenshot. "Gonsalves approaches where she saw the big one fall with her now loaded weapon, looking around in the underbrush for it. It's not on the ground." then a stat block of an attack from an enemy, before 3 different extremely worried responses roll20 screenshot. Frankie (GM): You can block that if you have a melee weapon handy, otherwise it hits and your talent helps you with the damage at least. sans sarif: i do have a melee weapon handy. "Barranco" Gonsalves pulls out their enormous ""knife,"" and tries to catch the xeno- sans sarif: blocking is just close combat, right? Frankie (GM):close combat without weapon accuracy, yup. then a roll block showing 2 successes & a panic, resulting in the block working. roll20 screenshot. "Barranco" Gonsalves catches the knife-hands on the knife, and then throws the thing aside. "THERE IS ANOTHER! FUCK THIS."
April 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sanssarif.bsky.social
i'm not hopeful? but i am testing using the absolution green speedpaint over it to see if that brings it down enough. the paint out the bottle is like, alpha legion when sprayed atop the metallic i am using.

picture for...reference. the color on the right's not done and a little darker than i want
a "primary pass" inceptor held face to face to the combiweapon-lieutenant from the indomitus box set.
March 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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i love my players actually very much
Before someone can inform Cassie about what the average imperial hive city looks like, an enormous bell tolls, interrupting the conversation. Brink can spot a figure up ahead, flagging you down with a piece of white fabric tied to a stick. Brink starts slowing down, "Do chaos cultists often surrender?" Cassie:"As a ruse, maybe. Worth asking some questions, anyway."
March 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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PRESENTED WITH THE ONLY COMMENT BEING: WE WERE DOUBLED OVER LAUGHING
(2Foxglove Wynter) >:3 (2Foxglove Wynter) i'm not you're everyday common lvl 19 marauder anymore (2Foxglove Wynter) now i'm 24 (2Foxglove Wynter) i can almost rent cars (1Holly Berry) WHY DO YOU MAKE THE SAME JOKES AS SWOZ (2Foxglove Wynter) papypilled
March 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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oh did we never mention
3 sets of eyes and eyebrows, with different symbols in each of them. the words "eyes animate in response to emotions" is underneath the eyes
February 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
sanssarif.bsky.social
funniest response to being reminded that some of the enemies in this game have mechanics that put them on parity w/ the players
sans sarif (GM): the caller has one thing these mobs don't. W@LF: actual armor? sans sarif (GM): 2 Determination. W@LF: :O Or-Fi-S: the ability to feel pain after i put a hole i- the fuck you mean he has determination
February 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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the catboyesque that they say not to worry about >:3

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a grey-skinned miqo'te wearing purple pince nez, white sweater, black cargo pants, and a tan leather jacket, along with a nice wide-brimmed chapeau.
February 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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thinkin' about...furry stuff, purely from the point of view of "what kind of anthro would my roeself be cutest as"
a bust of a roegadyn/miqo'te wearing a yellow jacket
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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unrelated to anything else, thinking about this good picture that @or-fi-s.bsky.social made of my wol & holly's wol all bovine. (personally inspired by a certain webcomic about a farm and how two of its leading cast have lived rent free in our brain for actual years now).

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swozagat awyrghotsyn and holly berry standing about, but they're cow anthros
January 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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i am currently terrified about the fact that i actually need to mask my models properly it i want to do this two tone design!!! i have a tack putty but it's more for sticking things than protection, so then we went and bought tamiya tape and figured we could just use some saran wrap but @.@
a pile of very sharply preshaded models that need to be painted. the two tone paint job that someone (we) thought would be extremely cool and worth the extra effort
January 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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thinking about this pair of extremely good, more beastly? roegadyn headshots we got from @or-fi-s.bsky.social .

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two busts of our roegadyn wols, holly berry and swozagat awyrghotsyn. they're more animalistic than a normal roegadyn.
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM