Sandra Newman
sannewman.bsky.social
Sandra Newman
@sannewman.bsky.social
Writer (Julia, The Heavens, The Men, How Not to Write a Novel, etc.)

she/they
February 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Amazing how these people talk as if X was a struggling business Elon turned around with his tough, smart business tactics, when we all know it was a business he bought for an inflated amount, then ran into the ground so catastrophically it will never be resuscitated.
February 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm not a person to knee-jerk bash the Times, but fucking hell, this is basically "With 'Final Solution,' an Unbound Hitler Pushes an Improbable Idea"
February 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Replace all economics textbooks with this
January 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
That carousel at a local fun fair where, if you get on and they start it up, the skies go dark and all the horses start to mutter in Aramaic, and the next thing you know, you're riding a red steed into the sulphurous valley of the Horned One.
December 27, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Thank you! This did not disappoint!
October 27, 2024 at 3:26 PM
A chilling detail from a 1933 Guardian article about the German elections to the Reichstag, where only Nazis were on the ballot, with a referendum question on whether people agreed with Hitler's plan to leave the League of Nations and the Disarmament Conference.
September 19, 2024 at 11:17 AM
So apparently there's a French prize specifically for American literature in translation, which is interesting in itself, but especially interesting to me because my novel made the longlist.
September 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM
"If I have to invent blood libels to get the people to blame the Jews for the plague, that's what I'm going to do."
September 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
the bird-namers were really sick of this bird's shit
September 4, 2024 at 6:07 PM
New utopia just dropped
September 2, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Whenever a Republican has a factual argument that makes their policies sound less purely evil, the "fact" turns out to be a big fat lie.
August 11, 2024 at 9:03 AM
HEADLINE WRITER: No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

PHOTO EDITOR: Look at this man and tell me he did not just fuck a couch
July 25, 2024 at 7:33 AM
also never forget the classic
July 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Also seems inevitable that our Cultural Revolution would be outsourced to a "behavioral intervention management" company called "Symplicity"
May 14, 2024 at 3:37 PM
May 4, 2024 at 7:01 PM
South Korea's per capita GDP from 1960 to 2024. I think it might have a few years left in it as a country. (For context, South Korea's birth rate dropped below replacement rate 40 years ago.)
May 2, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Sad that the best hope left to us is that the Torment Nexus is massively overhyped and turns out to be the same old torturer in a robot suit
January 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
This bill also requires all media outlets to display this disclaimer before each story or throughout any video: “WARNING: THIS ENTITY IS KNOWN TO PROVIDE PROPAGANDA. CONSUMING PROPAGANDA MAY BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH AND HEALTH OF THE REPUBLIC.”
January 19, 2024 at 11:16 PM
This is so dark
January 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
They're just wrong about "linger."
December 27, 2023 at 12:21 AM
What this headline doesn't make clear is that it's only Bezos who's talking about Mozart, while Musk is peddling Great Replacement Theory at an event in support of fascist Giorgia Meloni. www.euronews.com/next/2023/12...
December 18, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Here's a good article about murder clearances, with a screenshot of the main takeaway www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
December 6, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Oh, great. I'm fine with not having the right to know if some stoned racist is being allowed to control US military satellites.
December 2, 2023 at 8:53 PM
This poem by two eleven-year-olds becomes amazingly great. (Via this wonderful blog: jacket2.org/commentary/t... )
November 26, 2023 at 6:36 PM