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sanguinarynovel.bsky.social
Sang As It Ever Will Be
@sanguinarynovel.bsky.social
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They/Them. Always half baked, full of potential, but under construction - like a living Geocities website

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He's such a photogenic hamb
A white and orange cat laying on his side on a purple blanket, feet curled, sleeping peacefully
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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We're so worried about cats and dolphins learning to use tools, we overlooked the common house bunny. The hubris will be our downfall
A black and white lop ear bunny on the second level of a cat tree sniffing at a set of channel locks
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mandy set up her record player just to play it :3
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The center two rolls are undercooked for reasons I will troubleshoot tomorrow GOODNIGHT
a white hand flipping off a bunch of caramel covered rolls on a baking sheet. I hope you can feel my hate
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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I feel like I understand Munch on a deeper level now, in a way that makes no sense but my heart and my spine do
Edvard Munch's "Seated Young Woman". It's the finished version and of the blonde woman. She's in mourning clothes.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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No pressure rolls, but the only thing that stands between me and finally being able to sleep is y'all finishing this rise and like 20 minutes in the oven please I am so tired
A series of 12 differently sized raw sticky rolls trying to rise under a whack ass plastic dome.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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A little pale in the center, but at least my potato rolls are looking pretty good
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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How to make the cinnamon rolls overnight: you don't, you pathetic yeastling, you shambling fool of a baker
a screenshot of the recipe tip that says "Many of you have asked how to turn this into an overnight cinnamon roll recipe. It's simple: make and bake the rolls the day before you want to serve them"
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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It's days like this I appreciate that we don't call out names, just drinks
A very cropped and close photo of a screen, with the name "Koorndyk"
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I've been meaning to get new shirts for my barista shifts, and I feel like this is appropriate.
A product photo of a golden yellow shirt; the design is of a cartoonish cat smiling brightly, holding a cup of coffee in one hand and a bottle of ADHD meds in the other. There is a speech bubble with the text "I want to see GOD."
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Kinda sorta an art book, but After Man: Zoology of the Future has a place in my heart for the absolute buck wild designs. Dixon went nuts with it to best effect. I picked it up at random at a library book sale and it's been a treasure of mine since
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Y'all I just want to paint very silly frogs
A painted frog model sitting on a shelf; he's a chunky lad with a giant wizard hat in purple. The original 3D model was created by Sorrel Souls - her work is fantastic, you should check it out!
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Bean cleaning King
A black cat loafing on a red velvet chair, looking off to the side, tongue sticking out
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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"Scratchy polyester is god's fabric" - Poeji, probably
A white and orange cat lays on his back, legs stretched out and looking at the camera. He's laying on a rumpled quilt with brightly colored squares on the front and beige on the back.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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The turkey came out a little raw
an orange and white cat standing in a black roasting pan, looking up at a churu tube off camera
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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ma'am, ma'am please
A black and white bunny with her head shoved in a teal green dust pan trying to eat something she shouldn't
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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My search for warmth has brought me unspeakable things (genAI Temu products)
A screenshot of a fucked up looking ai generated hoodie that looks like Goku's torso if the flesh was ripped off and only muscle and sinew was left. It can absolutely be yours for $26.43, it's so real
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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my roommate brought this out for me and it's like a personal yurt made out of fleece
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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(lol it's just xanthan gum)
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Also, this part is especially good - so soft and natural 🤌
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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he was very upset that our neighbors were cleaning their eaves
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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what a big ol ham
an orange and white cat lounging on his back on a colorful quilt, looking at the camera, feet akimbo
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Also dude what??? Adding shit AI to spellcheck was a mistake
a screenshot of the previous skeet with a red line under "bariatric", and spell check is insisting it's not a word and could instead be "barbaric" or "brickbat". The barbaric thing is ironically funny at least.
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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threw it together in a minute but my point still stands
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Ah shit, sorry y'all I have to take a trip to Indonesia and get the good stuff brb
A screenshot of a kitchen display screen of an order for a cafe au lait with the customer note for "Simple syrup and fresh cinnamon"
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM