SandySam
@sandysamuel.bsky.social
Finally: a justification for dress sneakers.
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Finally: a justification for dress sneakers.
I don’t understand the brainrot that is Tesla stockholders. They’re the real life Pluribus.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I don’t understand the brainrot that is Tesla stockholders. They’re the real life Pluribus.
I know exactly how to enforce it too: program the machines to charge a 50% surcharge on every additional item.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I know exactly how to enforce it too: program the machines to charge a 50% surcharge on every additional item.
This guy is a great dad and all but that sewing room looks amazing. I need to learn how to sew!
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This guy is a great dad and all but that sewing room looks amazing. I need to learn how to sew!
Kid’s got so many pockets for rocks.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Kid’s got so many pockets for rocks.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the average American truly does not hold any sincere belief.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’ve come to the conclusion that the average American truly does not hold any sincere belief.
1984 is the best film adaptation. Michael Caine is the definitive Scrooge.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
1984 is the best film adaptation. Michael Caine is the definitive Scrooge.
She should get promoted to Solicitor General
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
She should get promoted to Solicitor General
Yes but doing so means there’s a 100% chance she covers something up and it’s obvious to anyone reading the redacted versions. They’re not smart enough to redact in a way Trump isn’t implicated, and make it look like they DIDN’T cover up that fact.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yes but doing so means there’s a 100% chance she covers something up and it’s obvious to anyone reading the redacted versions. They’re not smart enough to redact in a way Trump isn’t implicated, and make it look like they DIDN’T cover up that fact.
We absolutely want them to touch
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We absolutely want them to touch
Have you tried logging off and going for a walk?
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Have you tried logging off and going for a walk?
Don Bacon is a coward who won’t meet his constituents face to face to burst his bubble.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Don Bacon is a coward who won’t meet his constituents face to face to burst his bubble.
Remember how Synema and that WV guy killed any chance of Biden enacting meaningful legislation? Glad they got to do that and then disappear.
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Remember how Synema and that WV guy killed any chance of Biden enacting meaningful legislation? Glad they got to do that and then disappear.
Also, if you already went through the effort to give out candy to strangers visiting your house, you’re already prepared to give candy to teenagers visiting your house! So it costs you nothing to be nice.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Also, if you already went through the effort to give out candy to strangers visiting your house, you’re already prepared to give candy to teenagers visiting your house! So it costs you nothing to be nice.
Literally “what if a unicorn farts on me?” Logic
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Literally “what if a unicorn farts on me?” Logic
Probably USA Gymnastics
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Probably USA Gymnastics
It’s gonna be fun if the Epstein files drop while you’re gone. Enjoy your vacay!
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
It’s gonna be fun if the Epstein files drop while you’re gone. Enjoy your vacay!
I’ve added “this correspondence is retroactively off record.” To my personal email signature.
October 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I’ve added “this correspondence is retroactively off record.” To my personal email signature.
Everything in blue was and is profitable. AI has turned out zero profit so far.
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Everything in blue was and is profitable. AI has turned out zero profit so far.
Me, next time I send unethical communications to a journalist:
a man in a suit holds up a card that says ' u ' on it
ALT: a man in a suit holds up a card that says ' u ' on it
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me, next time I send unethical communications to a journalist: