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Sandy Kazmir
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Enjoyer of statistical analysis and absurd humor. Statements and opinions are mine and mine alone. Friend to the smallfolk.
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Valuing NFBC 50s ADP vs. Razzball 12-team ranks along with best and worse values for 2025
Can't wait to draft a no hit, all glove SS with the #2 pick
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I like Pete Alonso. Any team should be happy to have him. He goes about it differently, but his production rivals Kyle Schwarber and he can play a position in the field without embarrassing himself. If a team can go 5/$150M for Schwarbs then Alonso should be thought similarly.
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Coupla deals coming through
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not to brag, but I did 12 underhand perfect form pullups yesterday (most days) and another 8 overhand a minute later and I didn't look like a disgusting sex pervert at any point.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Not a fan of Steven Matz the player nor the person, but here's what I have since 2018:
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm waiting for the contract that is like: $10M in 2026, $100M in 2027, $10M 2028 - 2030. An ownership group just praying for the lockout to hold out.
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Has anyone considered locking the Ellison family in a cage for a very long time?
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pirates give the fair offer, let's see if it works out for them.
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm excited to see hot young manager Reid Brignac getting a shot with AAA Durham. I hope his dad is still doing the cookouts.
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Reposted by Sandy Kazmir
This paragraph on Wikipedia is amazing
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Go Bills
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I would think any team would have interest. Including the D-Backs.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy Pearl Harbor Day!
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Pre-free agency Bryce Harper and Kyle Tucker
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Will the USMNT's dog mascot wear pants unlike that serial pervert Clark the Bear?
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not holding my breath for that NCIS: Fort Bragg spinoff everyone is dying to see.
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Best hitters of lefties and righties in 2025, minimum 50 PA
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I hadn't realized Cedric Mullins had the 11th most innings in CF last year. He was above replacement against lefties last year, but typically more of the opposite-handed Manuel Margot where you get a little above average against one hand & typically not enough against other. Left-handedness helps.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Blue Jays seemed to recognize that the biggest differentiator between themselves and the Dodgers was the number of really tough pitchers they could throw out there even deep in the night. Ponce seems like another really good arm they can use in some different ways.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I bet Pete Hegseth couldn't funnel three beers and then hold his breath for six minutes like a Navy Seal could. Could always use a plastic bag if he's afraid he can't hold it that long on his own.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
RIP to Mary Jean Dunsdon. One of those selfless people who stood up to fight for others. Seems like we're running out of those. www.capilanocourier.com/2025/12/01/t...
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December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Creative deal from the Mets with Devin Williams that should allow opportunity for another top backend arm.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
43 minutes of possession is the dream. Do it every week.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM