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sam_whatever
@samwtf.bsky.social
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They say i can draw. Sometimes i post too.
-currently tired and fixated over some pirates-

IG: sam_what.ever
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sam_whatever @samwtf.bsky.social · Nov 15
"Maybe we can just... get away? Start over. Reset. [...] New names, new backstories, everything. We'll go somewhere they'll never find us. [...] Our old lives will be gone, dead. Never were."

Old one, with some new touchups. Like all the people coming here from elsewhere.

#OFMDfanart
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fortunatafox.bsky.social
I'm participating in Big Bang for the first time and I was immediately lucky enough to be matched with the fantastic @teadragonhoard.bsky.social and illustrate their fic One Hundred Years (the tags may shock you, but I assure you that this story is definitely worth reading!❤️‍🔥)

#OFMD #OFMDBigBang2025
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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lostinthebabylon.bsky.social
I prepared a very colorful July for next year 🏖️☀️ Want to see who Izzy is sharing drinks with, along with tons of more gorgeous art? You'll just have to head over yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com and get your copy of our Izzy 2026 charity calendar! Follow us 👉 @yearofbelonging.bsky.social
Preview of my Izzy 2026 calendar entry. Chibi Izzy is having drinks with someone on the right who is mostly cropped out of the preview. On the background is a colorful summer-y pattern.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
Classic English professors gossiping about their lives 😌

For @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social i had the pleasure to get matched to the talented @kizzymeow.bsky.social and make some art with the incredible @sweetteamotion.bsky.social ✨

(link in the first comment)

#OFMDfanart
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
*stede's chuckle*
✨ That's me! ✨

(five days left to preorder this calendar, just saying UvU)
yearofbelonging.bsky.social Year of Belonging @yearofbelonging.bsky.social · 10d
The artists for this calendar are silly & clever.
Like @samwtf.bsky.social

A Year of Belonging, a calendar for charity.
Pre-order through November 19!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

(Showcasing some of their OTHER artworks here.)
Digital illustration of a Valentine. It reads: Guess Who Loves you, Mother, A man riding a cannon, Nicest Baby (don't look up his crime list), 2 seagulls, Emotionally fragile rat, It is (unfortunately) this clown. With drawings of two skeleton mermaids in a heart, Izzy Hands, Calico Jack Rackham on a cannon, Princess Eyes Ed Teach, two seagulls, smoking Lucius Spriggs, and a stuffed doll of Stede Bonnet all against a pink polka dot background.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
👏✨ Last SIX days (until november 19) to preorder a calendar full of talented people @yearofbelonging.bsky.social!! 👏✨

Here's the link:
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

...aaaand here a little preview of what you may find in September 🤭🦄
a mysterious bearded figure in beach clothing sitting on a unicorn floatie... who could he be? absolutely no hint from that snake on his arm
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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kizzymeow.bsky.social
🚨Unknown Number🚨

Ed/Stede modern AU for #OFMDBigBang2025 with background Lu&Stede and Lu/Pete and a huge soft spot for my dearest love Izzy.

Thank you @sweetteamotion.bsky.social and @samwtf.bsky.social for such incredible artwork!

archiveofourown.org/works/73376266

#ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
A summary of a fic on AO3 "Unknown Number" by KizzyMeowMeow Summary: Stede Bonnet is a recently divorced, mild-mannered English teacher with a passion for literature and a tendency to overthink. After relocating from Auckland to Wellington in search of a fresh start, he begins receiving anonymous text messages meant for someone’s long-lost love. At first, he’s hesitant to reply, worried that reaching out might ruin the mystery and scare off the sender. But he eventually finds himself texting with Ed Teach, a brooding theatre technician whose presence turns Stede’s quiet new life upside down. As their connection deepens, Stede finds himself rethinking everything: his love life, his career, and even his growing friendship with Lucius, a fellow teacher facing marital struggles of his own.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I'm just trying to be brave

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're floating underwater and holding hands. Ed is lifting one hand to touch Stede's cheek. Stede is holding a gold trident in one hand. Stede is a merman with gold scales and light pinky purple fins. Ed is in a cropped dark purple shirt and his leather pants. He's not wearing shoes. His hair is floating above him. They're both smiling at each other.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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yearofbelonging.bsky.social
On Monday you will be able to order A Year of Belonging and make your 2026 full of delicious Izzy centric art!

#YearofBelonging #Markitonyournowherenearasacool2025calendar
Digital drawing of Izzy Hands holding the ring on his cravat as the ends of the fabric blow in the wind. There's an elaborate background behind him which is only partially visible. Words next to the drawing read: A Year of Belonging A 2026 Izzy Hands centric calendar for charity. Pre-orders open November 3.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑦!

✨🎃 ⒽⒶⓅⓅⓎ ⒽⒶⓁⓁⓄⓌⒺⒺⓃ! 🎃✨

from this two idiots 🐴💕🦄

(𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴--- 𝘣𝘺𝘦!)

#OFMDart
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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megaducko.bsky.social
You've all been gifted by these 3 idiots with 3 magical potions (Buttons supervised, so don't worry)(...worry anyway)
Each of these will give you incredible powers.
Use them wisely, with great power comes great responsibility 😌
A thingie for @steddyhandsscares.bsky.social for magic and ritual 😌✨️
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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kittymewes.bsky.social
Spookyween Part 2: Electric Boogaloo!

I snuck in a second quick Halloween doodle and this time it's Izzy's first time carving pumpkins! He's VERY focused on the task at hand. 🎃🔪

#OFMD #IzzyHands #StedeBonnet #stizzy
A chibi style digital drawing/ doodle of Stede and Izzy sitting on spread out newspapers with pumpkins the size of their bodies on their laps. Stede's is carved into a classic jack-o'-lantern while Izzy works on scooping the innards from his. Behind them is a starry night sky.
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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yearofbelonging.bsky.social
Pass the time with Izzy next year. (Whittling optional.)
#YearofBelonging
Color photo of Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death sitting in a wingback chair and whittling.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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adhdedteach.bsky.social
and because i couldnt believe i'd willingly drawn stizzy (/J!!), i had to fix that last minute

#edizzy #ofmd #ofmdfanart #harpy
digital illustration of younger edward and izzy from our flag means death, they're loosely based on a harpy sort of creature. their top halves are human, lower halves are bird. they have wings, their lower arms and legs are scaled like bird legs. they have feathers where their ears would be. ed is offering a 'peace' sign with his hand, izzy has his middle finger up.
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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megaducko.bsky.social
Melancholy memories of an important person :")
Lil piece I made for the long lost love prompt for the Izzy Hands Bingo ;7;

(Also an excuse to experiment with digital watercolors, trying to imitate my own traditional style 👁u👁 )

#OFMDfanart
#izzyhands
#edteach
#edizzy
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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stevensoncat.bsky.social
HE'S SO.... 😭😭😭 god literally chaotic silly (this is from @GabyIsNotOk on twitter!!!!!)
September 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
hey 👁️v👁️ ✨

want to see some big rabbit man? or some snake? or some other monsters?
-or make some donations?-

spooky season is 'round the corner but this zine is already here 👁️
hybridsignalzine.bsky.social Hybrid Signal: an OFMD Monster Zine @hybridsignalzine.bsky.social · Sep 27
🧜‍♂️CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🐉
Here's a preview of the fantastic art by @samwtf.bsky.social! See the full piece in our zine, available now!
Graphic on black background with gold borders; top right text says 'hybrid signal an OFMD monster zine'. Bottom left text says 'SamG'. Center is a preview of an art piece showing someone's antler and rabbit ear on a blue background.
September 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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sweetteamotion.bsky.social
needed to doodle something fun today so i #PutEdInThis #ofmd #art
digital art of ed looking fashionable with his hair in a messy updo, wearing the quoted outfit: a gaudy bejeweled necklace with layers of gold chains draping of his bare chest, under an open white buttonup shirt and black suit. He's also got a matching earring, snake belt buckle, square of red silk in his pocket and a rosy maple moth brooch. he's got his hands in his pockets and a smug look that the artist didn't realize until finishing the picture looks like the "i wish you a very" bugs bunny meme, so the artist now wishes you a very belated PutEdInThis weekend i guess
September 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
samwtf.bsky.social
*slowly entering the room*

Uhm...take good care of them? Like a First Mate for his captain.

Bye. °v°

-

My fill for "face sitting", "creampie" and "Stede Bonnet" prompts for
@izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social
(and my first real NSFWish spicy art O*O)

#OFMDfanart
September 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
ambience

🧡 🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.
September 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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megaducko.bsky.social
My piece for the Italy themed OFMD zine "La Dolce Vita".
I reinterpreted the movie poster for Fellini's "E la nave va," which translates to "And the ship sails on". It's about a cruise ship with a group of absurd characters on board and I thought it would be perfect for them :'D
#OFMDfanart
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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neopessimist.bsky.social
It's been a long time, doctor

#hannibal #nbchannibal #madsmikkelsen
Digital painting of Hannibal Lecter in his plastic suit and the outfit he wears when he disposes of Dr Sutcliffe. He's looking off to the side with a neutral expression. The background is warm strokes of color.
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
samwtf.bsky.social
👁️V👁️✨
hybridsignalzine.bsky.social Hybrid Signal: an OFMD Monster Zine @hybridsignalzine.bsky.social · Sep 5
🧜‍♂️CONTRIBUTORS🐉
Here's the lovely artists and writers who contributed to our monster-themed OFMD zine, coming soon!
Black graphic listing Contributors: Albus cecillusive Deanbird Dino Domino_3ff3ct dracothelizard Ducko Gin Gladia Delmarre ironstrangle Jackeline Harkness jonah/izzyfreak Kitty Mewes Klbaileyart Pip Rights Sam/ADHDedteach SamG TheQueenHasNoLife Tired Lazarus vexbatch waterofthemoon YouMustDraw
September 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
bonus: snippet of something in the near future 😌

(happy 1st of september, me guess ✨)
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
I still have so many things to post for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social but since it has closed today I want to show my shiny new badges ✨

(and maybe some spoilers of what to come? 👀)
September 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Then let me take the opportunity to remind you one more time about @samwtf.bsky.social’s and my RBB, which I’m very proud of ❤️ so much wonderful work in that collection!

archiveofourown.org/works/67247653
Cover art with a lantern, candles, and the edge of a blanket. The text reads “OFMD Reverse Bang 2025 In This Still Air Art by SamG Words by R | Politest Menace 8k | Rated M”
September 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM