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samwiselastname.bsky.social
samwise lastname
@samwiselastname.bsky.social
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ffxiv, furry, writing, horror. doing my best. any pronouns. busy imagining fucked up ancients.
🔞🏳️‍⚧️🐎🍳 https://archiveofourown.org/users/someonelastname
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close-cropped image of spongebob, wide-pupilled, grinning, cherubic. a speech bubble above him reads: patrick i swear to god
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
samwiselastname.bsky.social
roundup of new albums I liked listening to this year :)
Bartees Strange - Horror My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge (Deluxe Edition) AFI - Silver Bleeds the Black Sun... Jade - That's Showbiz Baby! Jamie Paige - Constant Companions (Deluxe Edition) FKA twigs - EUSEXUA The Beths - Straight Line Was A Lie Jensen McRae - I Don't Know How But They Found Me! The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan Jane Remover - Revengeseekerz The Midnight - Syndicate Sudan Archives - THE BPM Pendulum - Inertia Kesha - Period Khatumu - free therapy Twin Shadow - Cadet Purity Ring - Purity Ring SASAMI - Blood On the Silver Screen Thrice - Horizons/West Boys Go To Jupiter - Meet Me After Practice Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones Miya Folick - Erotica Veronica Allie X - Happiness Is Going to Get You serpentwithfeet - GRIP SEQUEL Hannah Jadagu - Describe
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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everyone posting the weird discord wrapped thing: go turn these off, lmao? what are you doing
screenshot of the data privacy settings from discord
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
samwiselastname.bsky.social
screenshot from My Little The Pony The Movie with rarity cradling twilight sparkle's chin. subtitles read: "It's a Kafka high. You feel like a bug." these subtitles are from Naked Lunch. the image was stolen from this (undescribed) tumblr post where OP tried to download Naked Lunch and instead got MLP The Movie with Naked Lunch subtitles: https://www.tumblr.com/fireball-me/766723172865376256
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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What perfect album came out when you were 16?
STARFUCKER REPTILIANS MY BELOVED
the cover of Reptillians by Starfucker, a moebius-inspired illustration of two red-cheeked children in front of an ocean. there is a pink island that looks like a hand cresting the waves, and pterodactyls flying overhead
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
samwiselastname.bsky.social
german emotions, german pastries
wikipedia screenshot of a portion of a table, displayed are "schneeball" and "schuxen" - german pastries with pictures. schneeball looks like a crumpled tissue
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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vibrates vibrates vibrates
Thistled Spring Horse Feathers An old love of mine to wed the worst man she finds. A blossom that's bloomed, in a house that's a tomb, trapped in the rhododendron fumes. Bit by the Spring, Hurt by the thing, Plagued by the memories that it brings. No peace in the miles, there's word of the coming of a child. The broke can still break, oh, what time can take, somewhere in the rules lies the stakes. Bit by the Spring, Hurt by the thing, Plagued by the memories that it brings. Bride to be, my only friend, is leaving me, in a Spring with no end. Bride to be, my only friend.
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I have to turn this mod off. what the fuck are you doing #yisukhatayin #lastnamexiv
gpose screenshot with the menu open. Yisu is squatting on a bed, holding a lit zippo lighter and staring off at the ceiling
October 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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LOOK, HERE THEY COME
screenshot from notifications of 10 people liking the yisu yinglet posts
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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sigh. yinglet. #yisukhatayin
Dark blue yinglet with black spots, gold jewelry, glasses, green eyes, red & blue hair. He's holding a spear.
October 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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happy Halloween. please enjoy whatever the hell it is these two are doing.
game screenshot of a ffxiv player with the screenname "erotic disembowelment" spotted in the wild. yes I posted this image a few weeks ago already. its a good image
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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“Any observations of note?” Emet-Selch asked.
Yisu set aside a liver with a wet slap against the floor. “These were not grown. There is no variance.”
“Almost as if produced from a master-concept, wholesale?”
“A process you designed, I surmise?”
Gpose screenshot: Yisu in the Pendants, squatting over a pair of cadavers with open cavities & spilled entrails. There's some blood on his shirt. He's looking over his shoulder at Emet-Selch, who's watching. Gpose screenshot: Emet-Selch looks out the window, and we see Yisu's front as he squats over the bodies. There's quite a bit more blood, and he'a got a hand in the guts, examining them. From this angle you can just barely the cadaver has Solus' face in profile - the bodies are his clones.
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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archiveofourown.org/works/47680774 #lastnamexiv #yisukhatayin #emet-selch #emetwol #gposers #ffxivfanfic
Gpose screenshot: Yisu Khatayin, staring straight ahead, pushing towards the POV with a sword drawn. Image Description Text Screenshot from Ao3:: “Do not stand with your back to the wall,” Yisu hissed, slamming into him. Emet-Selch spat half-formed protestations and twisted away at last. Yisu placed the sharp edge of the blade an appropriate distance from his jugular. Solus’ yellow eyes searched the room in a panic before he wrenched them tight. He flinched, and waited. Yisu laughed. “What is going on here!?” Emet-Selch was still frozen. He swallowed. There was still the faintest rancid hint of liquor on his breath. Yisu touched his neck as if to shave him. He *whimpered.* Gpose screenshot: perspective shift, over Yisu's shoulder. Emet-Selch is pressed against the wall of the Pendants nervously eyeing Yisu's sword, which is right up against his neck. Gpose screenshot: Pan up, Emet-Selch has tipped his chin back and closed his eyes, waiting for the blade to cut. Yisu tenses in response.
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
samwiselastname.bsky.social
Your Life Ends 45 Minutes From Now
prep for a gpose shoot, emet-selch with his back against the wall and yisu holding a big glowy hive katana
October 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
samwiselastname.bsky.social
An End of Days, chapter 14, The Captive. archiveofourown.org/works/644857... Elidibus and Lahabrea forge a pact. Knotting, mild dubcon, conspiracy, gaslighting, shapeshifting, romantic reciprocation as a bargaining chip. This one is finally fucking done. #lastnamexiv #ffxivfanfic
Suspicion mounted. Lahabrea was justifiably wary. But they could not stop. Elidibus, Lahabrea was certain, would see him to the end. That faith was near unshakable. He would follow Themis into the flames. His love shattered all norms of the Convocation, a love that bore gods. It was the poetry of their destruction, consummation of all he could not Speak. They only needed make it to his retirement. Once Zodiark was complete, surely he would make his appointment with Nabriales. He’d retire gladly, knowing that together they had done the impossible. He squeezed Elidibus’ hand. “Hello Themis,” Lahabrea said, when Elidibus did not answer. Themis blinked. “…Thank you. It is a kind offer, though inadvisable. Alas, a poor partner I am making. My mind is over-occupied.” “If you wish to talk, I will listen.” Hephaistos laid his torso cross the bed, arms folded. His elongated spine curled, talons tucked under his belly. Elidibus looked him over. How would he ever repay the Speaker’s friendship? He would betray his Second and Speaker. He pushed Hephaistos back towards his madness, his death.
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Two Trains
It all sounds like the bottom of the sea An atomic attack, an atomic attack It all sounds like the bottom of the sea
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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from my tumblr elidibus shitposting tag:
two tweets. the first from michael, @FilledwithUrine: "bouncing on it in a way that established character development and furthers the plot" the second from Dannitita @milehighhomo_: "Bouncing on it in a god-honoring and pious way"
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I WANT TO STOP EDITING THE HEPHAISTOS CHAPTER
"the thing where his cock had been."
October 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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"I am NOTHING like that man, aside from the thing with the chains I guess."
"Oh yeah. The chain thing. For Sure."
Erichthonios: That both my father and I can bind others in chains is perhaps the only thing that we have in common. Themis: Ah, so it is true.
October 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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An End of Days Chapter 13 is up. The woman who would be Menphina meets Venat's gathered friends, and Maira recruits her brother. archiveofourown.org/works/644857... #ffxivfanfic #lastnamexiv
“Ill-earned merit was not my primary concern when you shared your story.” Venat said. “Two high-ranking Keywards of Pandaemonium have recently perished, an accident at the facility…” “—They were murdered at Elidibus’ behest.” Syntyche interrupted, face hot, “They made themselves hemitheoi. Their aether was corrupted beyond repair, so we were told. The Convocation could not afford the trial, nor the scrutiny, I am certain. I know not if he protects Lahabrea, else he seeks to take their research for some end…” “That’s a grave accusation,” Menander said. “We were told that it was Phoinix,” Cato said. Syntyche felt the weight lift. It was time at last to come clean. “Phoinix was let loose, and it was slain. But Agdistis, Hesperos… They did not perish in combat with that spirit. They were killed. They all were slaughtered by Azem’s familiar.”
October 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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asparagus fern update: it's a leggy motherfucker
October 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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THE NEW MIDNIGHT ALBUM IS 1.5 HOURS LONG AND HAS A CARPENTER BRUT FEATURE
October 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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#YisuKhatayin chucks this in his tag. we know why we're here
October 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
samwiselastname.bsky.social
do not turn your lewd shitposts into a primary character-building exercises because you will end up here, on bdsmtest.org, thinking about ardbert again for some godforsaken reason
October 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM