oh god it's in my head it's so loud get it out get it out get it out
January 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
oh god it's in my head it's so loud get it out get it out get it out
does the podcasters union offer workers comp for gas station pill & energy drink-related injury claims or
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
does the podcasters union offer workers comp for gas station pill & energy drink-related injury claims or
still objectively better concept than Turok, the dinosaur hunter. those are an endangered species
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
still objectively better concept than Turok, the dinosaur hunter. those are an endangered species
oh word i'll remember to pull the "i'm fighting fascism, actually" card the next time i post a picture of my dog taking a shit, then (with alt text)
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
oh word i'll remember to pull the "i'm fighting fascism, actually" card the next time i post a picture of my dog taking a shit, then (with alt text)
nobody knows who i am or cares what i have to say and yet, i find great joy in this place. idk man, maybe you should try not giving a shit?
January 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
nobody knows who i am or cares what i have to say and yet, i find great joy in this place. idk man, maybe you should try not giving a shit?
if I were to recognize you at food lion I would simply do what any other normal human being would do- drop my rotisserie chickens in surprise, slip and fall in the grease, weep softly into the zebra cakes
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
if I were to recognize you at food lion I would simply do what any other normal human being would do- drop my rotisserie chickens in surprise, slip and fall in the grease, weep softly into the zebra cakes
i enjoy having my knowledge of the world beamed to me in sequences of flashing lights and loud noises so i can better focus on huffing grocery bags of spray paint
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i enjoy having my knowledge of the world beamed to me in sequences of flashing lights and loud noises so i can better focus on huffing grocery bags of spray paint
this is stunning holy hell
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
this is stunning holy hell
generic through goodrx is $10 a month, worth asking your doc to switch your script! fuck the american healthcare system with all of my heart and soul. hang in there 🫂
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
generic through goodrx is $10 a month, worth asking your doc to switch your script! fuck the american healthcare system with all of my heart and soul. hang in there 🫂
so you're telling me that bribing them would be trivial? interesting!
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
so you're telling me that bribing them would be trivial? interesting!
this shit whips thanks john! 💜
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
this shit whips thanks john! 💜
unfortunately AI generated slop
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
unfortunately AI generated slop
history will absolve the pontiac aztec
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
history will absolve the pontiac aztec
the ineffable and transcendent power of prayer, talking birds
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the ineffable and transcendent power of prayer, talking birds
yeah but i'm getting really really good at failing though so there's that
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
yeah but i'm getting really really good at failing though so there's that
lobbying for the statewide legalization and manufacture of quaaludes, of course
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
lobbying for the statewide legalization and manufacture of quaaludes, of course
we call that moral fiber
September 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
we call that moral fiber
hell yeah, congratulations!! 🤘
September 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hell yeah, congratulations!! 🤘