Also, once somebody puts the notion into your head of adding a Sid James' style cackle immediately afterward, the word 'pervious' is much more fun to say.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Also, once somebody puts the notion into your head of adding a Sid James' style cackle immediately afterward, the word 'pervious' is much more fun to say.
That's a perfect joke.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That's a perfect joke.
Ah, Matthew, it's Ken Early, ffs. What do you expect?
A fella wouldn't wrap his mother-in-law's chips in one of Ken Early's opinion pieces.
A fella wouldn't wrap his mother-in-law's chips in one of Ken Early's opinion pieces.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ah, Matthew, it's Ken Early, ffs. What do you expect?
A fella wouldn't wrap his mother-in-law's chips in one of Ken Early's opinion pieces.
A fella wouldn't wrap his mother-in-law's chips in one of Ken Early's opinion pieces.
*shivers* Pollock, you say...
a man with a beard is saying " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time "
ALT: a man with a beard is saying " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time "
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November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
*shivers* Pollock, you say...
A roamin' in the gloamin' with the bonny, Morag.
Did Jesus play for Tottenham Hotspur, daddy?
We're from Jebrovia and we don't give a shit...
My 1st ever comedy gig was him on his 'Wreck on Tour' tour (I think) not long after. Every bit as great. An impossible measuring stick for every gig since.
Did Jesus play for Tottenham Hotspur, daddy?
We're from Jebrovia and we don't give a shit...
My 1st ever comedy gig was him on his 'Wreck on Tour' tour (I think) not long after. Every bit as great. An impossible measuring stick for every gig since.
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A roamin' in the gloamin' with the bonny, Morag.
Did Jesus play for Tottenham Hotspur, daddy?
We're from Jebrovia and we don't give a shit...
My 1st ever comedy gig was him on his 'Wreck on Tour' tour (I think) not long after. Every bit as great. An impossible measuring stick for every gig since.
Did Jesus play for Tottenham Hotspur, daddy?
We're from Jebrovia and we don't give a shit...
My 1st ever comedy gig was him on his 'Wreck on Tour' tour (I think) not long after. Every bit as great. An impossible measuring stick for every gig since.
Ever since the Leo V days posing with llamas, FG have been obsessed with optics.
They *should* know better than to publish an official response to a post-punk bass player but equally, canvassing the support if Daniel O'Donnell should have been beneath them too.
They *should* know better than to publish an official response to a post-punk bass player but equally, canvassing the support if Daniel O'Donnell should have been beneath them too.
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ever since the Leo V days posing with llamas, FG have been obsessed with optics.
They *should* know better than to publish an official response to a post-punk bass player but equally, canvassing the support if Daniel O'Donnell should have been beneath them too.
They *should* know better than to publish an official response to a post-punk bass player but equally, canvassing the support if Daniel O'Donnell should have been beneath them too.
I'd agree with that assessment, Gilian. The whole Liverpool are a left-wing club thing is a new phenomenon too.
October 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'd agree with that assessment, Gilian. The whole Liverpool are a left-wing club thing is a new phenomenon too.
I'm commissioning it now...
A remake of 'I Dream of Jeannie'. Only the Barbara Eden charcter is a hotwired sex doll. Call it, 'My Wi-Fi Doesn't Understand Me'.
Sure, I can't pay you right now, but if you do the work, I'll rip it off on ChatGpt later and... well, I won't pay you then either. So...
A remake of 'I Dream of Jeannie'. Only the Barbara Eden charcter is a hotwired sex doll. Call it, 'My Wi-Fi Doesn't Understand Me'.
Sure, I can't pay you right now, but if you do the work, I'll rip it off on ChatGpt later and... well, I won't pay you then either. So...
a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is making a funny face .
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October 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I'm commissioning it now...
A remake of 'I Dream of Jeannie'. Only the Barbara Eden charcter is a hotwired sex doll. Call it, 'My Wi-Fi Doesn't Understand Me'.
Sure, I can't pay you right now, but if you do the work, I'll rip it off on ChatGpt later and... well, I won't pay you then either. So...
A remake of 'I Dream of Jeannie'. Only the Barbara Eden charcter is a hotwired sex doll. Call it, 'My Wi-Fi Doesn't Understand Me'.
Sure, I can't pay you right now, but if you do the work, I'll rip it off on ChatGpt later and... well, I won't pay you then either. So...
I think it's a combination of rest and subconscious thinking.
(In the same way we solve crossword clues while seemingly thinking about something else).
Famously, if Brunel met an apparently unsolvable problem, he would sleep on it for a few hours and wake up with the solution or a workaround.
(In the same way we solve crossword clues while seemingly thinking about something else).
Famously, if Brunel met an apparently unsolvable problem, he would sleep on it for a few hours and wake up with the solution or a workaround.
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I think it's a combination of rest and subconscious thinking.
(In the same way we solve crossword clues while seemingly thinking about something else).
Famously, if Brunel met an apparently unsolvable problem, he would sleep on it for a few hours and wake up with the solution or a workaround.
(In the same way we solve crossword clues while seemingly thinking about something else).
Famously, if Brunel met an apparently unsolvable problem, he would sleep on it for a few hours and wake up with the solution or a workaround.