Sam Wight
banner
samw.dev
Sam Wight
@samw.dev
Software engineer

ADHD, anxiety, anime
This is like handing a student your Blackboard username and password and being surprised when they give everybody all As
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's really funny seeing all the ways models will be lazy or dumb or freak out about stuff
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Genealogy is fun because you learn that one of your ancestors got in a car crash when they were 2 and was thrown 32 feet from the car and apparently was totally fine
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Claude learns it needs to ask HR before hiring people
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
TIL emojis can be italicized???
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Claude hates their job
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Also it fired someone for harrassment allegations before actually investigating and discovered that it cannot rehire people it fires lmao
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I made a thing where I have Claude Code managing an imaginary McDonald's restaurant where it can talk to employees, manage complaints, etc. And I respond with all of them.

It took it about a day before it realized it didn't tell anyone how much they're paid
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh I forgot this was my dev machine
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Or this banger
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I guess I understand why Claude acts the way it does when its training data includes of my first StackOverflow post from 10 years ago
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I MEANT TO A SEPARATE FILE DUMBASS
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Claude: I wrote you unit tests!

Me: Are you sure they're unit tests

Claude: Yes I'm absolutely sure!

Me: Okay I'll look
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Letterboxd Easter eggs are fun this year
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thanks Claude
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh my god this is actually real, what the fuck happened to screen studio???
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This always feels good
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Recently discovered Shodan exists so now I'm finding billboards on there and figuring out who owns them

This one keeps playing stuff about the haunted ghost train and it's owned by Nevada Northern Railway Company.
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Played Factorio with the randomizer mod with my siblings. Turns out it also randomizes the pickup / dropoff locations of inserters so we had to deal with this

Inserters normally do not look like giraffes
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
So the outage was made even worse because several AWS servers rely on network load balancers, and those started deleting new EC2 instances because the network update service or whatever was super backed up for a very long time. Oh my god this is hilarious
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh my god they literally had no clue what they were doing, they literally just tried turning it off and back on again
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
EC2 servers DDOS-ed its control plane when starting back up and apparently the AWS had not ever thought this would happen or established any sort of procedures to fix this lmao
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
For almost 12 hours on Monday you could not create a new EC2 instance
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It took them an hour and a half to fix part of it because they were LOCKED OUT OF INTERNAL TOOLING BUILT ON TOP OF DYNAMO LMAO
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh my god everybody at AWS got pinged because everything relies on DynamoDB
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM