​¡samjam!
samuraijamie.bsky.social
​¡samjam!
@samuraijamie.bsky.social
it's a tight balancing act in 2025 trying to stay informed on current affairs and not throwing myself off a bridge
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
how do i get rid of specifically "im live now" selfies from my timeline

you're adding fuck all
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i would respect these goons more if they just fessed up and said "yeah i couldn't turn down that juicy fucking payday"
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I am on my knees begging the left wing to be normal, stick to a fucking plan and just pick a person to root for. You fucking clowns are just handing it to the fascists
September 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
awkward thing when you thought your internet friend just went offline three years ago but then see they're a 12 month subscriber in another stream
September 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sheffield still undefeated against the fascists.
@sundersays.bsky.social No anti-immigration protesters turned up (or no one who would admit being an anti-immigration protester).

There was half a dozen YouTubers auditors filming but they didn’t identify themselves as being on the protest.
September 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
the greatest lie ever told
August 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Batman begin
August 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'd enjoy people watching a lot more if there wasnt the possibility of the people watching me back
August 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I don't understand why ai generated pictures of cats are so common, real life cats exist and are quite plentiful you guys
August 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
when the streamer seems cool but their chat is really obnoxious
August 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
it brings me great joy that at some point in history some chefs in Milan looked at a bowl of spaghetti and said "you know what would make this bang? a piece of breaded chicken".

you were right fellas, you were so right
August 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
People on letterboxd be like "I loved this movie, my life is changed for the better now that I've seen it, I cant imagine a reality where I don't hold this movie in super high regard" and then give it 3 stars and no heart icon
August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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This is how Zack Snyder should have marketed Man of Steel.
August 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Still in shock that Labour stole an honest wank from the working man
August 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i'd like to see a vtuber in an unflatteringly ill fitting t-shirt for a change
August 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i feel like we're not far from the chapelle joke where you have to spread your cheeks and lift your sack as a form of identification
July 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
are they stupid
Warner Bros. Games is working on another live-service game, despite Suicide Squad flop

www.eurogamer.net/warner-bros-...
July 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
CREEPY GUYS STOP USING THE WORD 'ADORABLE' CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE EDITION)
July 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
over the weekend, a bar i was in had a picture of ozzy up and i remarked that i'm a big fan but it's a shame he looked like a sleep paralysis demon (particularly in the 80s)

i would like to apologise rip big man xx
July 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
the code being on the back of the screen actually explains a lot about Microsoft products
Xbox's principle development lead has put out a LinkedIn post announcing some new job opportunities. with a cringey AI-generated graphic. bit.ly/4nP0LuQ
July 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my favourite part of the pandemic was when streamers attempted to redefine "collaborate" to "play dead by daylight together"
July 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I gave in to the call of the void and ate a whole cheese single. It tasted awful why do they exist
July 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"we have a console for people who can't get some form of internet connectivity and it's the xbox 360" lookin ass
Nintendo president says children should engage with its characters elsewhere if they can't afford a Switch 2

www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-pre...
July 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM