Too close to next year’s midterm elections.

As valuable as a pile of rubble from the East Wing that wasn’t going to be demolished.

We can be sure that this will:
1. Stop the flow of illegal drugs
2. Help the federal budget
3. Lock in that Nobel peace prize
4. Bring down the price of eggs

Not only did Trump fail to get a majority, he was elected by less than 25% of Americans. Way more people DIDN’T vote for him.

Of course, who would be better at saving people than the Department of Killing People?

Said with the same tone and phrasing as last year when it was pets in Springfield, OH that were being killed in record numbers.

Not to imply that 99% of what spews from his lie hole isn’t also generally dreadful.

Reminds me of a line in a movie from the ‘90s. A guy is brought to the police station after killing his family and the cops are asking him about it. He has psychotic ramblings about a dangerous world and says of his family, “I wanted to save them.” Cop replies, “You sure saved them alright.”

At the direction of Trump who is able to identify a giraffe.