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Samuel
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if let in javascript!! absolutely yessss
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
for posterity
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
lmfaooooo
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
basically all I have to say on the topic tbh
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
yeah this is clearly a biscuit
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
1. check the github actions. you can probably run it through EAS too
2. the push notification service isn’t open source but it’s quite simple, I have a reimplementation in the Graysky repo
3. idk 🤷
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
we are insanely shit at building high speed rail so it’s probably for the best
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
finally you’ll be able to commute from Lisbon to Narvik
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
just looking at screenshots tbf I haven’t bought the game yet
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
safe to say this is undefined behaviour
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
letsgooo

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November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Reposted by Samuel
a mebibyte is a byte that mebi there mebi not
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
yeah your ears are wayyyy smaller and more humanoid now
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
amendments are particularly exciting, will make lawmaking a lot more interesting
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
this one
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
if you don’t read this I’m hiding your reply:

1. IT’S EXTREMELY OPT-IN - bi-directional in fact, so maximally privacy-preserving
2. you don’t have to do it
3. it’s opt in
4. you don’t have to do it
5. you don’t have to tell me you’re not going to do it, I’m not going to do it either
6. see above
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM