rowan sexamungus
@samschlong.bsky.social
phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️⚧️
Pinned
i think he has two brains
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i think he has two brains
paradise state of mind
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
paradise state of mind
putting a blunt in the iron lung
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
putting a blunt in the iron lung
(obama voice) good morning
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
(obama voice) good morning
mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie
tell me what to draw and i will draw it (at some point)
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
tell me what to draw and i will draw it (at some point)
all of my rowans
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
all of my rowans
please god tell me there are transfem fujoshis
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
please god tell me there are transfem fujoshis
twilight princess link :P
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
twilight princess link :P
i do my own thang!
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i do my own thang!
sometimes i wonder if people are like that cause of some nasty concussion they had as a kid that no one ever noticed
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
sometimes i wonder if people are like that cause of some nasty concussion they had as a kid that no one ever noticed
pirate with a fleshlight attachment for his hook hand
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
pirate with a fleshlight attachment for his hook hand
(talking about new orleans) what if it was called new orrrnana and you could rhyme it with orange
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
(talking about new orleans) what if it was called new orrrnana and you could rhyme it with orange
i hope that i glow while reflecting my lovely friends. i am in bed thinking about their kindness and the light with which they have touched me
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i hope that i glow while reflecting my lovely friends. i am in bed thinking about their kindness and the light with which they have touched me
he needs to be studied
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
he needs to be studied
dick cheney dying was a psyop to distract from my birthday
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
dick cheney dying was a psyop to distract from my birthday
sometimes i stare at the mirror and think i kinda look like if my mom and dad had a baby
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
sometimes i stare at the mirror and think i kinda look like if my mom and dad had a baby
my girl dont get me im just on the poob all day
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
my girl dont get me im just on the poob all day
when im high im like the whole cast of mst3k but im not saying a single word out loud
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
when im high im like the whole cast of mst3k but im not saying a single word out loud
its my birthday i feel like harambe
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
its my birthday i feel like harambe
i need the world to understand the glory that is the venture bros
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i need the world to understand the glory that is the venture bros
im the prostate detective i can spot one from a miiiile away
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
im the prostate detective i can spot one from a miiiile away