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🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
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I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
Thanksgiving is over, but we enjoy leftover eggnog with vanilla ice cream anyway.
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thanksgiving is over, but we enjoy leftover eggnog with vanilla ice cream anyway.
Cool-mist humidifier is all set up and positioned for the first use tonight, so things are getting pretty f*cking wild over here.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Cool-mist humidifier is all set up and positioned for the first use tonight, so things are getting pretty f*cking wild over here.
Just like that, the holiday weekend, not unlike some Thanksgiving turkeys, is fried.
How the hell.
How the hell.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just like that, the holiday weekend, not unlike some Thanksgiving turkeys, is fried.
How the hell.
How the hell.
Hey, you.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, you.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
I had to use a porta-potty earlier, and then I had to navigate the stairs at home a little while ago without contact lenses or glasses, so what I'm trying to say is I should have died twice today.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I had to use a porta-potty earlier, and then I had to navigate the stairs at home a little while ago without contact lenses or glasses, so what I'm trying to say is I should have died twice today.
That Tom Landry Victory Formation was the topping on my ice cream, Cool Whip, Dutch apple pie, Costco pumpkin pie, and Costco cheesecake.
#DallasCowboys
#DallasCowboys
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That Tom Landry Victory Formation was the topping on my ice cream, Cool Whip, Dutch apple pie, Costco pumpkin pie, and Costco cheesecake.
#DallasCowboys
#DallasCowboys
Retro Witten jersey put on over my Thanksgiving gut for the second half.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Retro Witten jersey put on over my Thanksgiving gut for the second half.
My brother and I are taking turns discreetly going to the staircase in the house to add vanilla Smirnoff to our drinks.
We're 37 and 35.
We're 37 and 35.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My brother and I are taking turns discreetly going to the staircase in the house to add vanilla Smirnoff to our drinks.
We're 37 and 35.
We're 37 and 35.
Took off part of my pinkie finger nail with the potato peeler.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Took off part of my pinkie finger nail with the potato peeler.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
After peeling potatoes, I considered making vodka to recuperate.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
After peeling potatoes, I considered making vodka to recuperate.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
It's Thanksgiving Eve, which means we're pregaming to go out and get rowdy by finishing the book we've been reading, having a light sensible meal in preparation for the smorgasbord tomorrow, and going to bed at 9:00.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's Thanksgiving Eve, which means we're pregaming to go out and get rowdy by finishing the book we've been reading, having a light sensible meal in preparation for the smorgasbord tomorrow, and going to bed at 9:00.
Can't.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Can't.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
The waistband of my pants will have the unenviable task of trying to lift Mjölnir tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The waistband of my pants will have the unenviable task of trying to lift Mjölnir tomorrow.
I don't even remember what "Stranger Things" is about anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don't even remember what "Stranger Things" is about anymore.
Meet in the castle library and get frisky in the restricted section?
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Meet in the castle library and get frisky in the restricted section?
In case you were wondering, Walmart isn't any better a few days before Thanksgiving than the grocery store is.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
In case you were wondering, Walmart isn't any better a few days before Thanksgiving than the grocery store is.
I was scouring the couch, looking for my bookmark, all while mothereffing my life choices.
The bookmark was in the book I had been reading.
Still mothereffing my life choices.
The bookmark was in the book I had been reading.
Still mothereffing my life choices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I was scouring the couch, looking for my bookmark, all while mothereffing my life choices.
The bookmark was in the book I had been reading.
Still mothereffing my life choices.
The bookmark was in the book I had been reading.
Still mothereffing my life choices.
A woman at the grocery store earlier asked me to retrieve a few boxes of turkey stuffing from the top shelf for her.
All that was missing was a cameraman from the Hallmark Channel.
All that was missing was a cameraman from the Hallmark Channel.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A woman at the grocery store earlier asked me to retrieve a few boxes of turkey stuffing from the top shelf for her.
All that was missing was a cameraman from the Hallmark Channel.
All that was missing was a cameraman from the Hallmark Channel.
Nearly the holiday season, so get ready for that older relative to ask you to pass the "thongs" (tongs) at the table.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Nearly the holiday season, so get ready for that older relative to ask you to pass the "thongs" (tongs) at the table.
Reading a book by lamplight on a Friday evening.
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reading a book by lamplight on a Friday evening.
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
Some people sing "99 Bottles of Beer" or play the "License Plate Game" in the car.
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Some people sing "99 Bottles of Beer" or play the "License Plate Game" in the car.
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
I had a dream about one of you.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I had a dream about one of you.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
I can only compare my initial reaction to eating Chinese takeout lathered in packets of the spicy mustard that comes with it to that of Tuco Salamanca when he samples the blue goods in "Breaking Bad."
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I can only compare my initial reaction to eating Chinese takeout lathered in packets of the spicy mustard that comes with it to that of Tuco Salamanca when he samples the blue goods in "Breaking Bad."
A 1,000+ page novel would fix me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A 1,000+ page novel would fix me.