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sam
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Made in Yorkshire, residing in the US.
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Hit them PB's
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Lucy put her own seatbelt on today like a big girl
A white pit bull mix with heterochromia (one blue eye, one brown eye) sits in the back seat of a car with tan leather interior. The dog is wearing a brown leather collar with a gold tag and has the seatbelt draped across its chest. The dog's ears are folded back and it's looking directly at the camera with an alert, slightly serious expression
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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It's party time!
Delicious English crumpets, ready to be opened up and eaten
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Finally got some of the white stuff, second latest snowfall in Denver history
A snowy winter scene viewed from a deck with a white wooden railing covered in fresh snow. Tall ponderosa pines and bare deciduous trees are blanketed in heavy, wet snow against an overcast gray sky. Snow is actively falling, creating a soft, wintry atmosphere. The scene appears to be in a forested mountain area
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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2 weeks, but progress
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Well at least now we know how Jesus moved that boulder
Image of "stronger with Christ" workout playlist
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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found you
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Possibly the worst vending machine in the world? Not a single appealing snack to be seen
A fully stocked vending machine displaying various snacks and chips including Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn, Doritos, Ruffles Cheddar, Sun Chips, Fritos Chili Cheese, Cheetos, Classic Lays, Baked Lays, Reese's Sticks, Nutri-Grain bars, Miss Vickie's Spicy Dill Pickle chips, Cheez-It crackers, and other assorted snacks arranged in six horizontal rows with spiral dispensers. Prices range from $1.25 to $1.60, with a push door at the bottom for retrieving purchased items."
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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10 years later, the smirk makes a return for a badging process 😏
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Is this what it feels like to be a woman online?
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I'd love some feedback on the technique from my preacher curls #fitnesssky
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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nice
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Delighted to report that I'm no longer dead
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Posting this so I can hold myself accountable, really dropped off this past month and need to get back on track. Posting it weekly so see the change
Screenshot of a fitness tracking app showing Fitness Age metrics. The display shows a current Fitness Age of 37.5 years compared to a chronological age of 41 years and a target of 35 years, represented on a horizontal slider. A message indicates the user can reduce their Fitness Age by up to 2.5 years. Recommendations section shows three areas: 'Reduce BMI' (weekly average 25.1, marked as higher priority), 'Increase Vigorous Minutes' (6-week average 43.6 minutes per week), and 'Increase Vigorous Days' (6-week average 1.3 days per week). At the bottom, 'Resting Heart Rate' shows 'Maintain 54 bpm' with a green checkmark indicating it's on target
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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dang, America delivered
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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AI vs Real, I was just told the real one looks more like AI than the AI photo.
Professional studio portrait of a man with dark brown hair and a well-groomed beard, wearing a medium-wash denim chambray shirt with rolled sleeves, smiling warmly at the camera against a dark gray background Outdoor portrait of a man with styled brown hair and a neatly groomed beard, wearing a light blue button-down shirt with rolled sleeves, standing in a park with bright green trees and grass in the soft-focus background
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Lights of the North
Night sky photograph showing a stunning gradient from deep purple at the top to vibrant magenta-pink near the horizon, scattered with visible stars, framed by silhouettes of tall pine trees on both sides and illuminated houses along a residential street at the bottom
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Wee bit of weight loss in the past 5 years
Professional headshot of a man with light brown styled hair and a reddish-brown beard, wearing a light gray sweater over a white collared shirt, smiling warmly at the camera against a soft, blurred outdoor background Professional portrait of a man with dark hair and a neatly trimmed beard, wearing a denim chambray button-up shirt with rolled sleeves, smiling confidently against a dark gray studio background
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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AI
AI suggesting there is 11 weeks to Christmas, or 6 fridays
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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patterns like this should be illegal, took me a second to figure out how to proceed with cancellation.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Bluesky scam party has arrived
Message from an account that is pretending to be bluesky "We regret to infоrm you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions. To prevent the реrmanent termination of your aссоunt, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours bу using the following Iink: 🔗 {link} If the Iink does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser’s address bar. ⚠️ Imроrtаnt: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account. We appreciate your immediate attention and сооperation in this matter. Sincerely, Bluesky© Support Team"
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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thankfully everything is ok, but getting these texts are fucking horrendous and I wouldn't wish them on anyone
Text convo "we're in a hold right now, and the light were going off and everyone is locking the doors. There was an alarm over the speaker"
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Just got back from a Pissaro exhibition, I was quite fond of these words and this painting
Wall art with a quote "happy are those who see beauty in humble places where others see nothing" An Impressionist painting of a busy Parisian street scene and bridge over the River Seine, likely by an artist such as Camille Pissarro or Claude Monet, housed in an ornate gold frame. The painting features horse-drawn carriages and pedestrians on a quay, with large pale buildings lining the far bank and a pink-tinged sky above
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Needs some work, not a bad cut though
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Old man Sam with his floofy hair reporting for duty
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM