Real ball-knowers sleepin’ easy at night

Let the record show that I was on the right side of history and for voted Sørensen over Carnell for COTY.

If I were a betting man (which I am not please please do not take anything I say as betting advice), I would circle 4/11 vs LAFC at home as the likeliest date for DDC to return to the field #RCTID

Ultimately though… it’s not the wrong move. Gale seemed like a quality guy, but I think the consensus was that head coach was always a position where Portland could improve.

Jeff Agoos now has his first huge decision to make as Thorns GM. #BAONPDX

“And then KDH hits an absolute top bins screamer to take the lead while down to 10 men” - another thing that sounds made up but hahahah yep that’s real. The Everton roller coaster everybody! #EFC

And to be clear: I am 1000% percent here for it. I have never had a bad interaction with a ‘Caps fan, and that team is so dang likable.

Cascadian balance must be achieved.

Lol told ya (and that was literally just the first kick lmao)

Please keep this stuff coming! (And please don’t call me boss lmao.

I prefer “Head Shenaniganizer/Manager in Chief of Nonsense”)

Upshot: remember what happened the last time the Timbers played in Seattle on a Thursday…