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Which would you prefer: A vending machine that dispenses snacks or a vending machine that dispenses snacks AND can be manipulated into fighting at the vanguard of the people's revolution?
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Which would you prefer: A vending machine that dispenses snacks or a vending machine that dispenses snacks AND can be manipulated into fighting at the vanguard of the people's revolution?
You can laugh but this proves that in five more years and billions of dollars later we’ll have AI vending machines that take your money and give you your selection without losing all its profit and items…like a vending machine!
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You can laugh but this proves that in five more years and billions of dollars later we’ll have AI vending machines that take your money and give you your selection without losing all its profit and items…like a vending machine!
"I don't think we should be killing people or doing mass genocide, *obviously*, but..."
Is it? Is it obvious?
Is it? Is it obvious?
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"I don't think we should be killing people or doing mass genocide, *obviously*, but..."
Is it? Is it obvious?
Is it? Is it obvious?
Looking forward to Detrumpification.
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Looking forward to Detrumpification.
No bread! Just circuses!
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
No bread! Just circuses!
Even though that is the story of his life…
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Even though that is the story of his life…
The first term he was also surrounded by people who told him, no, he could not shoot protesters in the leg, he couldn’t tariff the word, etc.
Now those people are gone and it’s impossible for Trump to process that getting and doing everything he wants results in a gigantic catastrophe.
Now those people are gone and it’s impossible for Trump to process that getting and doing everything he wants results in a gigantic catastrophe.
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The first term he was also surrounded by people who told him, no, he could not shoot protesters in the leg, he couldn’t tariff the word, etc.
Now those people are gone and it’s impossible for Trump to process that getting and doing everything he wants results in a gigantic catastrophe.
Now those people are gone and it’s impossible for Trump to process that getting and doing everything he wants results in a gigantic catastrophe.
We can’t uplift/amplify liberal/progressive voices?
I’m mean Reagan? Really?
The center right won’t get you where you’re clearly thirsting to go, dude.
I’m mean Reagan? Really?
The center right won’t get you where you’re clearly thirsting to go, dude.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We can’t uplift/amplify liberal/progressive voices?
I’m mean Reagan? Really?
The center right won’t get you where you’re clearly thirsting to go, dude.
I’m mean Reagan? Really?
The center right won’t get you where you’re clearly thirsting to go, dude.
For when they take their uniforms off…
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
For when they take their uniforms off…
RFK, Jr told him doctors are terrorists.
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
RFK, Jr told him doctors are terrorists.
Apparently the most innovative thing about AI is all the new ways it allows these to douchebags to scam.
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Apparently the most innovative thing about AI is all the new ways it allows these to douchebags to scam.
Exactly. This is one of the real dangers of the anti-vax movement. Most people would never consciously admit/accept that they contributed to the death or injury of their child. They will instead double down on their beliefs.
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Exactly. This is one of the real dangers of the anti-vax movement. Most people would never consciously admit/accept that they contributed to the death or injury of their child. They will instead double down on their beliefs.
Impeachment is “sacred”? WTF.
Only when white smoke emerges from the top of the capital dome are we allowed to remove a corrupt, criminal president from office.
Only when white smoke emerges from the top of the capital dome are we allowed to remove a corrupt, criminal president from office.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Impeachment is “sacred”? WTF.
Only when white smoke emerges from the top of the capital dome are we allowed to remove a corrupt, criminal president from office.
Only when white smoke emerges from the top of the capital dome are we allowed to remove a corrupt, criminal president from office.
The One True Pretzel Lady.
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The One True Pretzel Lady.
I, uh, nevermind...
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I, uh, nevermind...
I would replace “normal” with Democratic.
Republicans cherish the troops!
Republicans cherish the troops!
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I would replace “normal” with Democratic.
Republicans cherish the troops!
Republicans cherish the troops!
But it was the biggest tanker ever seized ever!
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
But it was the biggest tanker ever seized ever!
Apparently democracy can die right out in the open.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Apparently democracy can die right out in the open.
This assumes that the administration is actually archiving-as required by law!-the kinds of documents that historians would use to reconstruct what happened.
I expect this administration and its operations will be a black hole for time immemorial.
I expect this administration and its operations will be a black hole for time immemorial.
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This assumes that the administration is actually archiving-as required by law!-the kinds of documents that historians would use to reconstruct what happened.
I expect this administration and its operations will be a black hole for time immemorial.
I expect this administration and its operations will be a black hole for time immemorial.
TSA now stands for Testosterone Supplement Administration.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
TSA now stands for Testosterone Supplement Administration.
It's abundantly clear at this point that his make up people have some kind of inside joke going.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's abundantly clear at this point that his make up people have some kind of inside joke going.
This is right up there with these other Major Awards!
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is right up there with these other Major Awards!