Sam LiButti
@samlibutti.bsky.social
Stand up comedian.
Writer for The Hard Times & Hard Drive (sometimes I post old headline ideas I had that never came to fruition)
Host of Legitimate Goblin Discussion podcast
Writer for The Hard Times & Hard Drive (sometimes I post old headline ideas I had that never came to fruition)
Host of Legitimate Goblin Discussion podcast
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Sam LiButti
@samlibutti.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Legitimate Goblin Discussion
Comedy Interviews Podcast · 7 Episodes · Updated Monthly
podcasts.apple.com
Legitimate Goblin Discussion is a comedy podcast about lesser known cryptids and local urban legends. We get into all of the weirdest, funniest and most bizarre cryptids from all around the world. Available on all podcast platforms!
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Just saw #HIM & if they want to realistically show how someone like Patrick Mahomes gets his power the twist at the end should be that it’s a cult of biased referees
September 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just saw #HIM & if they want to realistically show how someone like Patrick Mahomes gets his power the twist at the end should be that it’s a cult of biased referees
I’m trying to figure out how I can make a meme of the rizzler posted up with the sniper just waddling away at an immense pace outrunning the fbi
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m trying to figure out how I can make a meme of the rizzler posted up with the sniper just waddling away at an immense pace outrunning the fbi
I’d like to welcome you all to the 10th annual meeting of the Pedophile Defeaters Squad, as you know we have just elected our new leader
Pedophile “has sex with children” Rapeington
Pedophile “has sex with children” Rapeington
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’d like to welcome you all to the 10th annual meeting of the Pedophile Defeaters Squad, as you know we have just elected our new leader
Pedophile “has sex with children” Rapeington
Pedophile “has sex with children” Rapeington
Tim Robinson is the angel on your shoulder telling you the jack off, Connor O’Malley is the devil on your other shoulder telling you to jack on in an entirely different more devious way
August 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Tim Robinson is the angel on your shoulder telling you the jack off, Connor O’Malley is the devil on your other shoulder telling you to jack on in an entirely different more devious way
A fitting tribute 🫡. #hulkhogan #kidrock
July 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A fitting tribute 🫡. #hulkhogan #kidrock
#HulkHogan Dies Doing What He Loved, Over Shadowing Other More Talented People
July 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
#HulkHogan Dies Doing What He Loved, Over Shadowing Other More Talented People
I had to make this really quick using some horrible iPhone photoshop app because every time I saw this picture of the couple it looked like they were appearing to the wicked witch in her orb #coldplay #coldplaycouple #andybyron #astronomer #astronomerceo #chrismartin #colplaymeme #coldplaymemes
July 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I had to make this really quick using some horrible iPhone photoshop app because every time I saw this picture of the couple it looked like they were appearing to the wicked witch in her orb #coldplay #coldplaycouple #andybyron #astronomer #astronomerceo #chrismartin #colplaymeme #coldplaymemes
He looks like a Tim Robinson character who is dying but can't afford to go to the doctor because he keeps spending his money on newer more elaborate fedoras
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He looks like a Tim Robinson character who is dying but can't afford to go to the doctor because he keeps spending his money on newer more elaborate fedoras
Pick 6 in the Super Bowl from a white cornerback has gotta sting extra hard. Refs about to call illegal use of whiteness and bring it back #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pick 6 in the Super Bowl from a white cornerback has gotta sting extra hard. Refs about to call illegal use of whiteness and bring it back #SuperBowl
Taylor is going to leave the game in Cooper Dejean’s Jeep Wrangler
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Taylor is going to leave the game in Cooper Dejean’s Jeep Wrangler
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Funny how this keeps happening by *accident*
How many “coincidences” can happen before we acknowledge maybe it’s not a coincidence?
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Funny how this keeps happening by *accident*
How many “coincidences” can happen before we acknowledge maybe it’s not a coincidence?
I wonder if the LA wildfires started from Lavar Ball rubbing his hands together thinking off all the money they’ll make off of LiAngelo’s song #Tweaker
January 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I wonder if the LA wildfires started from Lavar Ball rubbing his hands together thinking off all the money they’ll make off of LiAngelo’s song #Tweaker
I wonder if he tried to blame it on Waluigi Mangione
December 10, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I wonder if he tried to blame it on Waluigi Mangione
I been pondering John travolta saying Adele dazeem
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 AM
I been pondering John travolta saying Adele dazeem
Cut My Life Into All Kinds Of Cute Little Shapes With These Cookie Cutters, Asks Chill Wisened Papa Roach
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Cut My Life Into All Kinds Of Cute Little Shapes With These Cookie Cutters, Asks Chill Wisened Papa Roach
It’s almost Christmas time, so time to dust this one off. thehardtimes.net/culture/man-...
Man Accidentally Kills Tim Allen and Magically Transforms Into Unfunny Conservative
Local man Stuart Bask magically began his transformation into an unfunny conservative after he accidentally killed comedian Tim Allen and discovered that he would now have to take his place and be jus...
thehardtimes.net
November 22, 2024 at 4:16 AM
It’s almost Christmas time, so time to dust this one off. thehardtimes.net/culture/man-...
Teen Stoked To Start Band With Other Kids Who Also Have Stage Fright and Can’t Play Any Instruments
November 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Teen Stoked To Start Band With Other Kids Who Also Have Stage Fright and Can’t Play Any Instruments
Smug Man Asks Poser Lou Bega Fan To Name 5 Of His Mambos
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Smug Man Asks Poser Lou Bega Fan To Name 5 Of His Mambos
No one has more faith in technology than a 60 year old woman yelling “SIRI WHERE IS MY SON” into her iPhone
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
No one has more faith in technology than a 60 year old woman yelling “SIRI WHERE IS MY SON” into her iPhone
Oh no! Man forgets to gender swap karaoke song lyrics and now he’s legally gay
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Oh no! Man forgets to gender swap karaoke song lyrics and now he’s legally gay
D&D Campaign Enters 3rd Year Of Scheduling Conflicts, No Games Played.
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 AM
D&D Campaign Enters 3rd Year Of Scheduling Conflicts, No Games Played.
Shout out to my Lyft driver for telling me I look fatter than the old picture I have on the app
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Shout out to my Lyft driver for telling me I look fatter than the old picture I have on the app
Shocking reveal about #ToryLanez on Legitimate Goblin Discussion podcast with Noah Edge. Episode is available now wherever you get your podcasts!
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Shocking reveal about #ToryLanez on Legitimate Goblin Discussion podcast with Noah Edge. Episode is available now wherever you get your podcasts!
Sorry I couldn’t pick up the phone, I was busy being radicalized by the r/aliens subreddit
November 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Sorry I couldn’t pick up the phone, I was busy being radicalized by the r/aliens subreddit