A joy to show the delightful folks at Toppings (Edinburgh) that I can write my own name!

Must stop wearing same coat to all signings...

#booksky #toppings #bookshops #edinburgh

Language is our punishment for abandoning the ape life of dirty fruit and good sticks.

Exhibit A:

My drink by the drink my drink drinks.

As a lifelong devotee of 'Mute Forest Elf Pottery Smash Simulator', it sure is more satisfying to enact terracotta crimes on the Hyrulian peasantry as their Head of State.

#zelda #EchoesofWisdom #nintendo

The Jane Austen Museum claimed this carried ailing patients around; I will no longer accept a lesser writing environment. Lock me in, carry me to pleasing views, and feel free to rest me down when I tire of the swaying.

#booksky #austen

Bath Signings, Part III! A top-tier time today at @toppingsbath.bsky.social, scribbling merrily through their stock of 'Escape Castle Dracula'!

Bath Signings, Part II! Defacing Escape Castle Dracula with the lovely lot at @waterstonesbath.bsky.social , a dear old haunt. Delighted for the sticker!

Out in lovely literary Bath, UK, signing ESCAPE CASTLE DRACULA. First stop, the kindly folk at @mrbsemporium.bsky.social ! A treasure of an indie, beautifully curated.