Sam Ferguson
@samferguson.bsky.social
"Pretty dumb for a smart guy." | he/him | center-left social democrat being pushed farther left by the day | turbo nerd
Listen. The tiny scientists that live inside the janky app I use to track my nutrition says cheeseburger is okay. I can’t argue with the tiny scientists.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Listen. The tiny scientists that live inside the janky app I use to track my nutrition says cheeseburger is okay. I can’t argue with the tiny scientists.
Listen here, Tim Apple. I don’t tell you how to keep your demons at bay, alright?
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Listen here, Tim Apple. I don’t tell you how to keep your demons at bay, alright?
Well that's just poorly-timed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well that's just poorly-timed.
My boss just asked me to be the "arbiter of process" for something. Now I just need an excuse to say "You may test that assumption at your convenience".
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My boss just asked me to be the "arbiter of process" for something. Now I just need an excuse to say "You may test that assumption at your convenience".
So how's everybody else's first playthrough of 'The Outer Worlds 2' going? 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So how's everybody else's first playthrough of 'The Outer Worlds 2' going? 🤣
Reading comments on local media's posts usually makes me sad. My fellow Hoosiers tend to be underinformed and incapable of nuance. But sometimes they express a singular truth with such eloquence that it stuns me. Behold.
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Reading comments on local media's posts usually makes me sad. My fellow Hoosiers tend to be underinformed and incapable of nuance. But sometimes they express a singular truth with such eloquence that it stuns me. Behold.
Not bad for a lazy Sunday.
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not bad for a lazy Sunday.
Nailbomb are touring again, although sadly not in the U.S. (yet). Think I'll pick one of these up for my vest anyway, just in case.
October 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Nailbomb are touring again, although sadly not in the U.S. (yet). Think I'll pick one of these up for my vest anyway, just in case.
"If you see this, post a concert pic you took (if you feel like it)"
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"If you see this, post a concert pic you took (if you feel like it)"
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
Mr. Bungle, Murat Egyptian Room, 2024-05-16
Like. Read up on what's happening on NATO's eastern flank, and the whole time try to keep in your mind that this is the dude running the Pentagon right now.
September 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Like. Read up on what's happening on NATO's eastern flank, and the whole time try to keep in your mind that this is the dude running the Pentagon right now.
This is a real thing I just told my brother, and in these darkest of times never let it be said that I lost my sense of humor.
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a real thing I just told my brother, and in these darkest of times never let it be said that I lost my sense of humor.
I mean, these days.
September 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I mean, these days.
"Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains"
September 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains"
🎵 And so I wake in the morning 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🎵 And so I wake in the morning 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
🎶 And I step outside 🎵
🎵 And I take a deep breath 🎶
🎶 And I get real high 🎵
🎵 And I scream from the top of my lungs... 🎶
I can't tell if this is what you're listening to tonight, or if you're just doing a very good impression of my WinAmp readout c. 2000.
August 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I can't tell if this is what you're listening to tonight, or if you're just doing a very good impression of my WinAmp readout c. 2000.
By far the boldest production decision in 'Alien: Earth' that I've seen so far was taking one of the most objectively-handsome actors working today and giving him a Billy Idol hairdo. To be clear, I think it's awesome. But it's also hilarious 😆
August 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
By far the boldest production decision in 'Alien: Earth' that I've seen so far was taking one of the most objectively-handsome actors working today and giving him a Billy Idol hairdo. To be clear, I think it's awesome. But it's also hilarious 😆
Received a padded envelope today with a UK post mark, from a friend I haven’t seen in person in probably a decade. Inside was a piece of cardboard backing, and five small, black-and-purple pieces of paper confetti. Yep, it’s what you think it is. I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭
July 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Received a padded envelope today with a UK post mark, from a friend I haven’t seen in person in probably a decade. Inside was a piece of cardboard backing, and five small, black-and-purple pieces of paper confetti. Yep, it’s what you think it is. I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭
It's been a minute since it's happened, but anytime I develop a sheep resource on an island in Civ6, a tiny little Izzard in my brain goes "We need the Falkland Islands...for strategic sheep purposes."
July 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's been a minute since it's happened, but anytime I develop a sheep resource on an island in Civ6, a tiny little Izzard in my brain goes "We need the Falkland Islands...for strategic sheep purposes."