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sam eddins
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Material and Textile Studies is fringe science
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
imagine being an actor randomly insulted by Quentin Tarantino and no one jumps to your defense
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
is he... 💅you know.... 💁🏼‍♀️ ..a hockey player?
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
do we like have scientific proof hamsters love tubes or have we been getting it horribly wrong this entire time
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
They should build a guitar that doesn't bump against everything when you pick it up
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Osgood Perkins wants to direct an Apple ad so badly
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Screaming BOOM THERE IT IS! DID YOU SEE THAT?? every time the YouTube fireplace loops and getting annoyed glares from people who are obviously mad they can't notice the loop
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
To this day I'll never drive behind a log truck thanks to Final Destination! Lol. Weapons was so good. Did you see Sinners? Check out Kpop Demon Hunters
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The jeep + rubber duck thing but with truck nuts. Big ol' trucks driving around with like 20 pairs of truck nuts all swinging and knocking into each other
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
don't listen y'all, cause this ain't it / this beat that I'm banging is kinda shit
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
why did william banks do all that
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
(waking up to a bunch of missed phone calls from numbers starting with 555) bro last night was a movie
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck there's still a strong chance it's an AI-generated duck
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
what if a walk in the park was actually really difficult
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
a pedalboard w/ a screen for various motivational messages like "you're doing great" "it's not you it's them" "don't let this discourage you"
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Meghan Thee Trainor
August 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I love arranging my apps so much. making them do a little wiggle. keep dancing fuckers
July 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Uncle baby billy's bunker busters
June 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Laughing at Disney Adults and Harry Potter Adults and immediately turning around to say "my life is a Wes Anderson movie" with a straight face
June 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
🎶you got a fast car / vroom vroom vroom, vroom vroom vroom vroom🎶
May 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
imagine watching Warfare and walking away thinking "I should join the army" instead of "I should tell my friends I love them"
May 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
WARFARE isn't pro-war or anti-war it is simply pro-get-your-boys-home-safe
May 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
dose the Costco guys
May 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Swiss banks can have upwards of 30 other functions
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM