SAM
SAM
@samdoerr.bsky.social
Just please don’t let him utter the words “I could do this better than any OC” again
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you’re at an event and don’t want to deal with Heavy Topics, I’d just stick to “I’m not drinking tonight.”
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m not good at reading instructions
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The cantina scene in A New Hope
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
head on down ta columbia and tell em huey sent ya. find a man called gespacho. he’ll load ya up with the purest woke you ever tasted
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was at SMU yesterday and the one thing I’ve wanted to do all morning is cue up the replay. Incredibly bad look that I cannot, while paying for both YTTV and ESPN+ separately.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Matt. It hurts.
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Read that as Grimace at first; wasn’t dissuaded
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bluesky should be paying the shutdown fullcast crew royalties forever. They (and the broader connected universe) built this platform for those like me just wanting a slur-free CFB feed.
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pinky toe rings for everyone!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Let us link toes in prayer
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is still technically true, given the weather delay during TCU-Baylor last weekend
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Romeo o Romeo, wherefore art thou shirt Romeo?
October 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
An incongruous Take™ given the aesthetic I ascribe to you most is “Tolkien beside a bay window”
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A booze pedal bike track going around the loge level of the stadium, pedaled exclusively by bachelorettes who don’t watch the game below
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
innovation that excites
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hi Catherynne have you been quoted a dollar figure on what “All of the Money” actually is? Can I donate? I’m missing my own dog tonight and want to help.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Can’t tell if they are still talking about him as a rookie or something. Yes he’s young relatively, but he’s been the primary backup for 2+ years now.
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I was a vimp for 6 years, now completely separated from the church, but a whiff of that one particular blend of incense I used to swing around still hits my skull like a sledgehammer
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You can’t convince me he didn’t secretly survive and become the coach of the Indianapolis colts
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM