SAM
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Just please don’t let him utter the words “I could do this better than any OC” again
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just please don’t let him utter the words “I could do this better than any OC” again
If you’re at an event and don’t want to deal with Heavy Topics, I’d just stick to “I’m not drinking tonight.”
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you’re at an event and don’t want to deal with Heavy Topics, I’d just stick to “I’m not drinking tonight.”
I’m not good at reading instructions
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m not good at reading instructions
The cantina scene in A New Hope
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The cantina scene in A New Hope
head on down ta columbia and tell em huey sent ya. find a man called gespacho. he’ll load ya up with the purest woke you ever tasted
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
head on down ta columbia and tell em huey sent ya. find a man called gespacho. he’ll load ya up with the purest woke you ever tasted
I was at SMU yesterday and the one thing I’ve wanted to do all morning is cue up the replay. Incredibly bad look that I cannot, while paying for both YTTV and ESPN+ separately.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I was at SMU yesterday and the one thing I’ve wanted to do all morning is cue up the replay. Incredibly bad look that I cannot, while paying for both YTTV and ESPN+ separately.
Read that as Grimace at first; wasn’t dissuaded
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Read that as Grimace at first; wasn’t dissuaded
Bluesky should be paying the shutdown fullcast crew royalties forever. They (and the broader connected universe) built this platform for those like me just wanting a slur-free CFB feed.
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Bluesky should be paying the shutdown fullcast crew royalties forever. They (and the broader connected universe) built this platform for those like me just wanting a slur-free CFB feed.
Pinky toe rings for everyone!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Pinky toe rings for everyone!!!!
Let us link toes in prayer
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Let us link toes in prayer
This is still technically true, given the weather delay during TCU-Baylor last weekend
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is still technically true, given the weather delay during TCU-Baylor last weekend
Romeo o Romeo, wherefore art thou shirt Romeo?
October 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Romeo o Romeo, wherefore art thou shirt Romeo?
An incongruous Take™ given the aesthetic I ascribe to you most is “Tolkien beside a bay window”
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
An incongruous Take™ given the aesthetic I ascribe to you most is “Tolkien beside a bay window”
A booze pedal bike track going around the loge level of the stadium, pedaled exclusively by bachelorettes who don’t watch the game below
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A booze pedal bike track going around the loge level of the stadium, pedaled exclusively by bachelorettes who don’t watch the game below
innovation that excites
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
innovation that excites
Hi Catherynne have you been quoted a dollar figure on what “All of the Money” actually is? Can I donate? I’m missing my own dog tonight and want to help.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hi Catherynne have you been quoted a dollar figure on what “All of the Money” actually is? Can I donate? I’m missing my own dog tonight and want to help.
1986 SMU
a cartoon character named stewie from family guy is sitting on the ground
ALT: a cartoon character named stewie from family guy is sitting on the ground
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
1986 SMU
Can’t tell if they are still talking about him as a rookie or something. Yes he’s young relatively, but he’s been the primary backup for 2+ years now.
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Can’t tell if they are still talking about him as a rookie or something. Yes he’s young relatively, but he’s been the primary backup for 2+ years now.
I was a vimp for 6 years, now completely separated from the church, but a whiff of that one particular blend of incense I used to swing around still hits my skull like a sledgehammer
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was a vimp for 6 years, now completely separated from the church, but a whiff of that one particular blend of incense I used to swing around still hits my skull like a sledgehammer
You can’t convince me he didn’t secretly survive and become the coach of the Indianapolis colts
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You can’t convince me he didn’t secretly survive and become the coach of the Indianapolis colts