Pastina Aguilera
@sambivalence.bsky.social
I write boring things for money. My dogs are named after 70s rock stars. I am not really a box of pasta. Sometimes I am funny. I like olives, collecting books I'll probably never read, and making overly specific and dated references. She/her. NYer in WI.
Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s situations are horrible. Not taking anything away from that. But I haven't heard a word about this case. Wael Tarabishi died for no reason. This poor father…
A Texas man detained by ICE was his disabled son’s sole caregiver. His son will be laid to rest without him | CNN
Wael Tarabishi’s family had hoped his father and primary caretaker could be present as they say their final goodbyes to the 30-year-old at his funeral on Thursday.
www.cnn.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s situations are horrible. Not taking anything away from that. But I haven't heard a word about this case. Wael Tarabishi died for no reason. This poor father…
How to make Samantha bawl with just 37 words.
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
How to make Samantha bawl with just 37 words.
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I was on the phone with mom when the news about Catherine O’Hara passing popped up on my phone and my mother yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I've never heard her have a reaction like this to a celebrity dying.
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I was on the phone with mom when the news about Catherine O’Hara passing popped up on my phone and my mother yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I've never heard her have a reaction like this to a celebrity dying.
Over shoulder puppy holder
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Over shoulder puppy holder
Imagine calling your partner’s memorial “the event of the century,” like it’s the final Beatles concert or something.
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Imagine calling your partner’s memorial “the event of the century,” like it’s the final Beatles concert or something.
Me looking at the first pics from Henry Cavill’s Highlander
a large amount of water is being released from a dam
ALT: a large amount of water is being released from a dam
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January 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Me looking at the first pics from Henry Cavill’s Highlander
I had horrible homesickness when this was posted in a group today. I would stop here for breakfast almost daily in high school. They have the absolute best bagels in Brooklyn. God… I would kill for one right now. 🥺
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I had horrible homesickness when this was posted in a group today. I would stop here for breakfast almost daily in high school. They have the absolute best bagels in Brooklyn. God… I would kill for one right now. 🥺
Thank god this garnered points
To all our fellow Xbox fans! 🕺💃
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You can now Pre-Order "I'm in Love With Your Dead Grandmother" on Xbox One, Series S/X and Microsoft Store (PC)! Quick 🗣️🗣️🗣️
www.xbox.com/games/store/...
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Thank god this garnered points
I have never regretted buying a game more than “I’m In Love With Your Dead Grandma”
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I have never regretted buying a game more than “I’m In Love With Your Dead Grandma”
Aw. RIP Produce Pete. I thought he owned Pathmark as a kid. He's why I know how to pick a good watermelon.
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Aw. RIP Produce Pete. I thought he owned Pathmark as a kid. He's why I know how to pick a good watermelon.
No further comment necessary
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
No further comment necessary
Meta just throttled me because I have posted too many comments correcting people about Minneapolis details. Booooooo
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Meta just throttled me because I have posted too many comments correcting people about Minneapolis details. Booooooo
This guy climbing 101 is making me nauseous
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This guy climbing 101 is making me nauseous
“She had eyes like a burning orphanage and tits like two Russet potatoes forgotten in a humid pantry—covered in dirt and sprouting hairs.”
God, I'm hilarious.
God, I'm hilarious.
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“She had eyes like a burning orphanage and tits like two Russet potatoes forgotten in a humid pantry—covered in dirt and sprouting hairs.”
God, I'm hilarious.
God, I'm hilarious.
Do I look like a three-field system to you?
This joke is brought to you by 4th Grade Social Studies, the number 23, and a generous donation from the Helena Rubenstein foundation.
This joke is brought to you by 4th Grade Social Studies, the number 23, and a generous donation from the Helena Rubenstein foundation.
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Do I look like a three-field system to you?
This joke is brought to you by 4th Grade Social Studies, the number 23, and a generous donation from the Helena Rubenstein foundation.
This joke is brought to you by 4th Grade Social Studies, the number 23, and a generous donation from the Helena Rubenstein foundation.
Chickpea Caesar salad with crispy air fried gnocchi croutons
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Chickpea Caesar salad with crispy air fried gnocchi croutons
Thank god for people that type up the text for closed captioning because it’s an important service, but I imagine moments like this are not what they thought they’d be doing with their life growing up.
January 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Thank god for people that type up the text for closed captioning because it’s an important service, but I imagine moments like this are not what they thought they’d be doing with their life growing up.
I guess Trump never saw Mighty Ducks 2
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I guess Trump never saw Mighty Ducks 2
This is a mango appreciation post.
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This is a mango appreciation post.
Breaking: Pennywise contesting ownership of Derry, Denbrough family to issue statement.
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Breaking: Pennywise contesting ownership of Derry, Denbrough family to issue statement.
Breaking: Spain lays claim to Cuba, Jamaica, and Hispaniola because they had boats there, too.
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Breaking: Spain lays claim to Cuba, Jamaica, and Hispaniola because they had boats there, too.
I took a trial of BBC Select to distract myself and long story short I have a leaf frog gang bang on.
January 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I took a trial of BBC Select to distract myself and long story short I have a leaf frog gang bang on.