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Sam
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Specky, beardy, baldy.
SVP Big Woke.
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
On the third day he rose! … then he slowly deflated.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Maybe this one stole his girlfriend
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Larry Ellison has a hobby. Still a total cunt.
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
What are the lyrics to Something by the Beatles, oh great AI?
September 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Oops!
September 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There burning the planet for this slop
August 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I believe this is the best that man can get.
August 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This single graph shows it.

Compare the orange and turquoise lines. The people who dieted and exercised lost less weight than those who just dieted. Surely you would have expected them to lose way more?

Turns out bodies are complicated.
July 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This diagram shows it. If you can’t understand why, a peer-reviewed study isn’t going to help you.
June 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's not just humans. The same phenomenon has been observed in other mammals, including the great apes.
June 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Zohran Mamdani is the voice of the cardamom people
June 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Can confirm
June 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
DieserTypIstAndererMeinung
June 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So I made some chilli sauce 🤪
June 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Stephen Collins nails it over and over again
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
May 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Duplodocus
May 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Ha.
May 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The war in Gaza has, since October 7, 2023, killed more journalists than the U.S. Civil War, World Wars I and II, the Korean War, the Vietnam War (including the conflicts in Cambodia and Laos), the wars in Yugoslavia in the 1990s and 2000s, and the post-9/11 war in Afghanistan, combined.
May 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Looks like they've changed their mind
May 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Oops. They've rebranded *again*
May 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Case in point:
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM