Sam Barsanti
@sambarsanti.bsky.social
Internet writer person, as seen at The AV Club, IGN, Primetimer, The Hustle, Collider, and fiction at The No Sleep Podcast.
https://www.clippings.me/sambarsanti
https://www.clippings.me/sambarsanti
This came up on my instagram, and it seems like it’s real, so I’m gonna need everyone to give me a minute while I work out the parody lyrics to my new song “Defying Megatron.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This came up on my instagram, and it seems like it’s real, so I’m gonna need everyone to give me a minute while I work out the parody lyrics to my new song “Defying Megatron.”
Were people aware of this? Kate Mara is really Kate Rooney Mara, and Rooney Mara is Patricia Rooney Mara? I don't think this should be allowed.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Were people aware of this? Kate Mara is really Kate Rooney Mara, and Rooney Mara is Patricia Rooney Mara? I don't think this should be allowed.
You think this A stands for AROOGA AROOGA?
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You think this A stands for AROOGA AROOGA?
I just-a think they’re neat! Wahoo!
October 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just-a think they’re neat! Wahoo!
Welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel.
September 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel.
They call me The Man Who Delivers.
Only took 140 hours or so for 100%. On a related note, I still don’t have a full time job and am available for writing and editing work. Take the fact that I united all of Australia within the chiral network and defeated an AI president as my resume.
Only took 140 hours or so for 100%. On a related note, I still don’t have a full time job and am available for writing and editing work. Take the fact that I united all of Australia within the chiral network and defeated an AI president as my resume.
September 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They call me The Man Who Delivers.
Only took 140 hours or so for 100%. On a related note, I still don’t have a full time job and am available for writing and editing work. Take the fact that I united all of Australia within the chiral network and defeated an AI president as my resume.
Only took 140 hours or so for 100%. On a related note, I still don’t have a full time job and am available for writing and editing work. Take the fact that I united all of Australia within the chiral network and defeated an AI president as my resume.
You may be old, but are you, I dunno, three???
August 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You may be old, but are you, I dunno, three???
Look at this incredible print I got! I don't think the artist is on bsky, but she's heyimhelly on Instagram and she does cool Gundam stuff. CHAR AS A GOOSE!
August 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Look at this incredible print I got! I don't think the artist is on bsky, but she's heyimhelly on Instagram and she does cool Gundam stuff. CHAR AS A GOOSE!
Hey hey, I'm still available for any writing or editing work you may know about! I've covered pop culture for 10 years, I have a BA in creative writing, and you can see some stuff I've written here: www.clippings.me/sambarsanti
Here are my Lego Transformers if they pause your scroll for a second:
Here are my Lego Transformers if they pause your scroll for a second:
August 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hey hey, I'm still available for any writing or editing work you may know about! I've covered pop culture for 10 years, I have a BA in creative writing, and you can see some stuff I've written here: www.clippings.me/sambarsanti
Here are my Lego Transformers if they pause your scroll for a second:
Here are my Lego Transformers if they pause your scroll for a second:
A bike path that may or may not contain a chicken.
August 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A bike path that may or may not contain a chicken.
Name a more iconic cuatro.
May 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Name a more iconic cuatro.
