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*To the tune of I’m on a boat*
I’m on a plane
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Da bears in TROUBLE
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Cal State Fullerton Arboretum and Botanical Gardens
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I will never NEVER buy a “ridge” wallet
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Rut roh
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Me getting all the $400 clues in double jeopardy right; a slumdog millionaire montage begins with a bunch of dumb shit that’s happened to me in the past few weeks.
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Samus, friend to all
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Samus’s ship is just a big Samus head
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Solstice time!
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Its’nbacuptuesday
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Homer don’t fill up on bread!
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The llama is within reach #Spurs 🦙
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It’s NBA Cup Saturday
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
iiiits nbacuptuesdya
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The San Diego super Chargers are #soBack #philRivers 🔌⚡️
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A bag of bread?? With herbs!?
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Seagulls
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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fuck you, pilgrims
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have not yet begun to eat
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Just had a good time watching the *squints* Phoenix Suns?
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
🎵 Workin’ on a night moon 🎵
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s great that stuff doesn’t fall out of your pockets even when you’re running. 10/10 invention #pockets
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Congratulations!
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM