Samantha Horley
@samanthahorley.bsky.social
Psychosexual Therapist and Screenwriter at United Agents. Here to challenge romantic and relationship normativity, and slut-shaming.
NB: TWAW, BLM, DecrimNow
NB: TWAW, BLM, DecrimNow
An actor slut shaming a character. He can fuck the fuck off.
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
An actor slut shaming a character. He can fuck the fuck off.
I’m seeing this. How frustrating!
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m seeing this. How frustrating!
“You can shove Wes Streeting up your arse” was one of my favourite chants of the day. And what a day.
April 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“You can shove Wes Streeting up your arse” was one of my favourite chants of the day. And what a day.
Someone I know on FB asked ChatGTP for the definition of perimenopause. It’s when woman’s body begins to stop working apparently.
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Someone I know on FB asked ChatGTP for the definition of perimenopause. It’s when woman’s body begins to stop working apparently.
Some guy in a pub told me I shouldn’t wear my glasses as they made me look older. The unsolicited advice notwithstanding… he didn’t even know how old I was.
March 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Some guy in a pub told me I shouldn’t wear my glasses as they made me look older. The unsolicited advice notwithstanding… he didn’t even know how old I was.
Ooof. Look who I just got offered as a friend on Facebook.
March 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ooof. Look who I just got offered as a friend on Facebook.
Inadvertently bought nail varnish the exact colour of my cat.
March 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Inadvertently bought nail varnish the exact colour of my cat.
I have to add, Lucian Msamati was bloody brilliant in Conclave. He’s always bloody brilliant. And he’s bloody nice too as I’ve met him on a couple of occasions. Put him in everything.
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have to add, Lucian Msamati was bloody brilliant in Conclave. He’s always bloody brilliant. And he’s bloody nice too as I’ve met him on a couple of occasions. Put him in everything.
I’m non monogamous but I do think Nick Offerman may offer everything I need.
January 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m non monogamous but I do think Nick Offerman may offer everything I need.
Can’t believe my brother hasn’t texted a thanks for the Crimpit I sent him for Christmas.
December 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Can’t believe my brother hasn’t texted a thanks for the Crimpit I sent him for Christmas.
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?
Homemade oak and juniper smoked salmon… told you food was my thing.
December 25, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Homemade oak and juniper smoked salmon… told you food was my thing.
And they cast this gangly guy as the romantic lead and put him in Birkenstocks. Zac Efron he is not. Utterly charming.
December 23, 2024 at 1:26 PM
And they cast this gangly guy as the romantic lead and put him in Birkenstocks. Zac Efron he is not. Utterly charming.
I googled Blitz reviews. Lol. For what it’s worth, it’s Oliver Twist plus Railway Children through a contemporary vision and while it’s incredibly unchallenging it’s exactly the Christmas movie I was looking for.
December 20, 2024 at 12:04 PM
I googled Blitz reviews. Lol. For what it’s worth, it’s Oliver Twist plus Railway Children through a contemporary vision and while it’s incredibly unchallenging it’s exactly the Christmas movie I was looking for.
Just lost half a day I’ll never get back to a confused printer.
December 18, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Just lost half a day I’ll never get back to a confused printer.
JFC. Is this still happening. I thought the internet killed it.
December 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
JFC. Is this still happening. I thought the internet killed it.
This is why you don’t want to piss off middle class women of a certain age.
I just wanted to find out if it could be to do with menopause everything tastes too salty. Answer, yes.
I just wanted to find out if it could be to do with menopause everything tastes too salty. Answer, yes.
December 5, 2024 at 8:39 AM
This is why you don’t want to piss off middle class women of a certain age.
I just wanted to find out if it could be to do with menopause everything tastes too salty. Answer, yes.
I just wanted to find out if it could be to do with menopause everything tastes too salty. Answer, yes.
@lickedspoon.bsky.social well I tried Benoit’s terrine. Even down to the flour paste seal. It was horrible. 1, overcooked, hard and dry… I blame Benoit. 2, way too salty, I fried a little mix off to try without thinking about quite how much it would reduce I guess. Gutted. Not cheap to make either.
December 1, 2024 at 12:17 PM
@lickedspoon.bsky.social well I tried Benoit’s terrine. Even down to the flour paste seal. It was horrible. 1, overcooked, hard and dry… I blame Benoit. 2, way too salty, I fried a little mix off to try without thinking about quite how much it would reduce I guess. Gutted. Not cheap to make either.
Injencision injencision.
December 1, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Injencision injencision.
So he’s racist too? Probably not a good idea to give a character witness that undermines your own character quite so badly. Can we cancel him too?
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 AM
So he’s racist too? Probably not a good idea to give a character witness that undermines your own character quite so badly. Can we cancel him too?
Genuinely thought that said Sam Mendes at first glance.
November 27, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Genuinely thought that said Sam Mendes at first glance.
Bought myself a new office cushion, but immediately lost it to another. Bought another new cushion in an attempt to retrieve my cushion. I lost again.
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Bought myself a new office cushion, but immediately lost it to another. Bought another new cushion in an attempt to retrieve my cushion. I lost again.