sam maurer
@samandmau.bsky.social
"it sounds exhausting to be you"
just engaged ironically with n*ma content on instagram and have a feeling my algorithm will pay the price forever
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
just engaged ironically with n*ma content on instagram and have a feeling my algorithm will pay the price forever
that throwaway song about the BBC from the first Austin Powers movie was legitimately great
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
that throwaway song about the BBC from the first Austin Powers movie was legitimately great
in the end, only kindness matters
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
in the end, only kindness matters
wore a tie as a belt to an event and I didn’t pee or poop for 4 hours because I didn’t think I could retie it
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
wore a tie as a belt to an event and I didn’t pee or poop for 4 hours because I didn’t think I could retie it
did I Mandela Effect this, or was Mariah Carey kicking Xmas on November 1 for a couple years?
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
did I Mandela Effect this, or was Mariah Carey kicking Xmas on November 1 for a couple years?
next year, like Pikachu, we must use agility
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
next year, like Pikachu, we must use agility
when I forgot to turn on Track Changes, that was when Jesus carried me
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
when I forgot to turn on Track Changes, that was when Jesus carried me
german word for the dread you feel about having to stir peanut butter tomorrow
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
german word for the dread you feel about having to stir peanut butter tomorrow
at peace with my bagel order
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
at peace with my bagel order
What we have done, who we have been—take them as fire takes the cloth they throw into the sea at Finisterre.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What we have done, who we have been—take them as fire takes the cloth they throw into the sea at Finisterre.
CLOUD PRAYER MARY COME ON!
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
CLOUD PRAYER MARY COME ON!
worried I sound like Gwyneth but--I was out of both bread and eggs this morning, so I made lemon pepper peanut butter spaghetti for breakfast (incredible)
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
worried I sound like Gwyneth but--I was out of both bread and eggs this morning, so I made lemon pepper peanut butter spaghetti for breakfast (incredible)
if there were an account only posting clips of Joni Mitchell singing “Coyote” between 1976 and 1979, I would subscribe
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if there were an account only posting clips of Joni Mitchell singing “Coyote” between 1976 and 1979, I would subscribe
german word for being mad at someone because you find them hot and you don't want to
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
german word for being mad at someone because you find them hot and you don't want to
looking through my pantry for some stupid shit I never use to use as pie weights
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
looking through my pantry for some stupid shit I never use to use as pie weights
"birth of the cool" is such a good title, I hope he took the rest of the day off after he thought of that one
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"birth of the cool" is such a good title, I hope he took the rest of the day off after he thought of that one
is everyone seeing aurora borealis but me?
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
is everyone seeing aurora borealis but me?
one braised turkey leg
sage buttermilk mashed potatoes
al*son r*man celery stuffing
brussels sprout gratin with cream
roasted parsnips
butternut squash dutch baby
sweet potato graham cracker pie
maple espresso pie
sage buttermilk mashed potatoes
al*son r*man celery stuffing
brussels sprout gratin with cream
roasted parsnips
butternut squash dutch baby
sweet potato graham cracker pie
maple espresso pie
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
one braised turkey leg
sage buttermilk mashed potatoes
al*son r*man celery stuffing
brussels sprout gratin with cream
roasted parsnips
butternut squash dutch baby
sweet potato graham cracker pie
maple espresso pie
sage buttermilk mashed potatoes
al*son r*man celery stuffing
brussels sprout gratin with cream
roasted parsnips
butternut squash dutch baby
sweet potato graham cracker pie
maple espresso pie
da sehen sie ein stein, aber es war kein stein
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
da sehen sie ein stein, aber es war kein stein
this sentence is so beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
this sentence is so beautiful
the Sufjan albums I have on vinyl are Michigan, Seven Swans, and Carrie & Lowell, and that seems like the right ones
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the Sufjan albums I have on vinyl are Michigan, Seven Swans, and Carrie & Lowell, and that seems like the right ones
Weird Al parody called "The Fate of Bedelia" and it lists all the different situations in which she misunderstood figurative language
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Weird Al parody called "The Fate of Bedelia" and it lists all the different situations in which she misunderstood figurative language
Matthews Band, Dave
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Matthews Band, Dave
take a standard Dutch Baby recipe and reduce both the flour and milk by half, then replace with an equivalent weight of butternut purée
what do you think?
what do you think?
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
take a standard Dutch Baby recipe and reduce both the flour and milk by half, then replace with an equivalent weight of butternut purée
what do you think?
what do you think?