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sam maurer
@samandmau.bsky.social
"it sounds exhausting to be you"
just engaged ironically with n*ma content on instagram and have a feeling my algorithm will pay the price forever
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
that throwaway song about the BBC from the first Austin Powers movie was legitimately great
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
in the end, only kindness matters
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
wore a tie as a belt to an event and I didn’t pee or poop for 4 hours because I didn’t think I could retie it
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
did I Mandela Effect this, or was Mariah Carey kicking Xmas on November 1 for a couple years?
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
next year, like Pikachu, we must use agility
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
when I forgot to turn on Track Changes, that was when Jesus carried me
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
german word for the dread you feel about having to stir peanut butter tomorrow
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
at peace with my bagel order
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What we have done, who we have been—take them as fire takes the cloth they throw into the sea at Finisterre.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
CLOUD PRAYER MARY COME ON!
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
worried I sound like Gwyneth but--I was out of both bread and eggs this morning, so I made lemon pepper peanut butter spaghetti for breakfast (incredible)
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
if there were an account only posting clips of Joni Mitchell singing “Coyote” between 1976 and 1979, I would subscribe
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
german word for being mad at someone because you find them hot and you don't want to
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
looking through my pantry for some stupid shit I never use to use as pie weights
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"birth of the cool" is such a good title, I hope he took the rest of the day off after he thought of that one
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
is everyone seeing aurora borealis but me?
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
one braised turkey leg
sage buttermilk mashed potatoes
al*son r*man celery stuffing
brussels sprout gratin with cream
roasted parsnips
butternut squash dutch baby

sweet potato graham cracker pie
maple espresso pie
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
da sehen sie ein stein, aber es war kein stein
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
this sentence is so beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
the Sufjan albums I have on vinyl are Michigan, Seven Swans, and Carrie & Lowell, and that seems like the right ones
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Weird Al parody called "The Fate of Bedelia" and it lists all the different situations in which she misunderstood figurative language
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Matthews Band, Dave
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
take a standard Dutch Baby recipe and reduce both the flour and milk by half, then replace with an equivalent weight of butternut purée

what do you think?
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM