sam
sam-d.bsky.social
sam
@sam-d.bsky.social
She-SWE in SF, astrophysicist in a past life
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Every AI paper group: ok guys this was a tough one with a lot of math
The math in question:
Pynchon showing unprecedented restraint by waiting 21 whole pages before the first musical number
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
About to lose my job at the art and design factory for speaking the truth: risograph prints are CORNY
July 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Three separate bus ads in a row about “vibes” what is going on
July 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Once again duped by buying an ebook from an academic press that now requires me to download yet another stupid app

Give me the epub!!!
June 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Getting out ahead of this: I already know about Angela Collier. I know we have very similar thoughts and opinions — that is simply what happens when you put a woman through a physics PhD program
June 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Business idea: an app that automatically replies “I don’t have an instagram account so I can’t see this” every time someone sends you a reel
June 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Starting to build a collection of “date me” flyers in San Francisco
June 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
YouTube’s autodubbing feature pisses me off so bad. I’m trying to practice my Spanish but I can’t because everything must be converted into Content first
June 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I do not trust oura ring wearers
June 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
iMessage needs a “save for later” feature
April 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by sam
March 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
New aspirational figure: 95 year old man that sat down at a bar to lecture my dad and his 65-75 year old pals to “travel more while you’re still young”
March 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Upside to having to wait on hold is getting some solid cheesy bass improv practice in
March 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
taking major psychological damage from this google suggested question
March 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Please don’t say “qq” if your q is not q
March 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Love when a theory book hits you with The Schematic
March 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Using safari as your phone web browser is good because it crashes constantly, giving you the opportunity to do literally anything else
March 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why does my dryer have a “damp” setting?
January 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
2025 goal is to have OpenAI’s dismal uptime have zero impact on my life in any way
January 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s called your IT band because it’s supposed to be incredibly tight
January 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s actually kind of insane that pop tarts come in pairs
January 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I hate to say it but the brutalist was a mess…
January 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Subscribing to random sf event newsletters to have untold horrors delivered to my inbox weekly
January 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Time for my annual period of getting teased by everyone I know for temporarily getting back the Jersey accent
December 28, 2024 at 1:47 AM
It’s so cursed when people talk about anything but work in terms of quarters
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM