DOM, ETERNALLY SALTY
@saltypicklebear.bsky.social
I MIGHT BE ARGUMENTATIVE TO MANY FAULTS, BUT THE PUN WAS INTENDED SO I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT ~ HE/HIM
Unsolicited brick pic
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Unsolicited brick pic
A post I am sure has been seen zero times in Pakistan and has made zero Pakistani teenagers go 🤔
September 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A post I am sure has been seen zero times in Pakistan and has made zero Pakistani teenagers go 🤔
Contract law in this country was a fucking mistake
Also says you & your shit can get searched at any time and you can't re-enter but I hit character limit on alt text
Do I HAVE to give you my phone number or not, Toilet Paper USA???
Also says you & your shit can get searched at any time and you can't re-enter but I hit character limit on alt text
Do I HAVE to give you my phone number or not, Toilet Paper USA???
September 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Contract law in this country was a fucking mistake
Also says you & your shit can get searched at any time and you can't re-enter but I hit character limit on alt text
Do I HAVE to give you my phone number or not, Toilet Paper USA???
Also says you & your shit can get searched at any time and you can't re-enter but I hit character limit on alt text
Do I HAVE to give you my phone number or not, Toilet Paper USA???
Why even bother with the annoying busywork of fabricating evidence when you can just lie and your audience will eat it up like starved hogs at the trough
September 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Why even bother with the annoying busywork of fabricating evidence when you can just lie and your audience will eat it up like starved hogs at the trough
Mainstream publications verifying sources claiming political violence is trans peoples' faults now:
Yup this sure is a real police officer telling me verified facts, no need for any corroborating evidence thank you I'll get this to print ASAP
Yup this sure is a real police officer telling me verified facts, no need for any corroborating evidence thank you I'll get this to print ASAP
September 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Mainstream publications verifying sources claiming political violence is trans peoples' faults now:
Yup this sure is a real police officer telling me verified facts, no need for any corroborating evidence thank you I'll get this to print ASAP
Yup this sure is a real police officer telling me verified facts, no need for any corroborating evidence thank you I'll get this to print ASAP
Who is he today? I wanna be mean to him this time
Not only am I also white but I have a license for this it's fine
Not only am I also white but I have a license for this it's fine
September 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Who is he today? I wanna be mean to him this time
Not only am I also white but I have a license for this it's fine
Not only am I also white but I have a license for this it's fine
How many times must we teach you this lesson? Did ANYONE at WSJ learn how to source adequately? Are there even editors working there or could they barely contain their excitement at endangering trans people further?
And where the fuck is your alt text?
And where the fuck is your alt text?
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
How many times must we teach you this lesson? Did ANYONE at WSJ learn how to source adequately? Are there even editors working there or could they barely contain their excitement at endangering trans people further?
And where the fuck is your alt text?
And where the fuck is your alt text?
I don't wish this on anybody
Cracker Barrel is gross
Cracker Barrel is gross
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't wish this on anybody
Cracker Barrel is gross
Cracker Barrel is gross
Adding alt text:
September 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Adding alt text:
US: Hi, we're discharging you because we've decided you have gender dysphoria. Don't try to get benefits right away because we're trying to block you specifically from getting them :)
Veterans with decades of not easily replaced exp, never having considered gender dysphoria for themselves before:
Veterans with decades of not easily replaced exp, never having considered gender dysphoria for themselves before:
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
US: Hi, we're discharging you because we've decided you have gender dysphoria. Don't try to get benefits right away because we're trying to block you specifically from getting them :)
Veterans with decades of not easily replaced exp, never having considered gender dysphoria for themselves before:
Veterans with decades of not easily replaced exp, never having considered gender dysphoria for themselves before:
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
Idk, have you seen the PSAs? Seems a little dangerous 🥴
August 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Idk, have you seen the PSAs? Seems a little dangerous 🥴
Would you like to discuss the bias readily apparent in your work, or would you like to delete this and proceed directly to HR for bias & sensitivity training?
August 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Would you like to discuss the bias readily apparent in your work, or would you like to delete this and proceed directly to HR for bias & sensitivity training?
Now what are the odds that one flavor of fascism begets another?
August 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Now what are the odds that one flavor of fascism begets another?
You want a fuckin' Gaza scammer? I'll show you a fuckin' Gaza scammer:
I see THESE fucks more often than I take my meds, and they prey ON Palestinians.
These are ALL scams. They need YOU to contact them so they can deny it was a scam.
They cannot help you and never intended to do so.
I see THESE fucks more often than I take my meds, and they prey ON Palestinians.
These are ALL scams. They need YOU to contact them so they can deny it was a scam.
They cannot help you and never intended to do so.
![BLOCK THIS HANDLE - SCAMMER:
@annekan.bsky.social:
This company can make your capmaign successful within 34 hours. Fast, proven, and reliable-- don't waste time waiting for results. Let Bright Path Volunteer help you reach your goal now. (smartphone indicator emoji) Message on WhatsApp: [LINK REDACTED] (rocket emoji) Every second counts-- Act today! End of their skeet
The thing about even "legitimate" fundraiser help through Public Relations firms etc. is they will still blame you personally, even if it was their fuckups that provably tanked your fundraiser. These business typically will not do this because if you need fundraisers, you cannot afford PR work nor the resulting legal assistance, but if they fuck it up, GEE WHILIKERS is that a MUCH more compelling story to fundraise on!
Do not PAY for this assistance.
"This company can make your campaign successful in 34 hours" makes me think this is either an automoderation dodge (24 hours is too obvious) or a can-kicking scheme, where they promise results in X time, no hang on it will be in X time I just need some more money, no wait it will be in X time with Y fees, repeat ad nauseam.
Not one, but TWO em-dashes in a single skeet. "Fast, proven, reliable" is almost certainly plagiarized if not taped together shreds of plagiarism. These are most likely indicators of AI-generated text.
Last, petty and unconcerning coming from a real person: the business name in the skeet is capitalized. The business account name in the WhatsApp thumbnail IS NOT. For a "business" attempting to advertise itself as aiding fundraisers, the unprofessional conduct of not just these unsolicited messages but the very core basics of professional appearance is eschewed. Like a scammer who disposes of accounts too quickly to give a shit would.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v3hp5ojktecjk6ot4jxyr3mf/bafkreicp3w72ka4e53ggnyvru3mijbexz4ob3tgpypfilw3s2emy7dhmhm@jpeg)
August 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
You want a fuckin' Gaza scammer? I'll show you a fuckin' Gaza scammer:
I see THESE fucks more often than I take my meds, and they prey ON Palestinians.
These are ALL scams. They need YOU to contact them so they can deny it was a scam.
They cannot help you and never intended to do so.
I see THESE fucks more often than I take my meds, and they prey ON Palestinians.
These are ALL scams. They need YOU to contact them so they can deny it was a scam.
They cannot help you and never intended to do so.
Andrew Cuomo should really throw stones from someone else's penthouse that costs almost 4× as much in rent alone, easily that with utilities I imagine
![An excerpt from the very first article I found about Andrew Cuomo's residency, from the New York Post dated 11 January 2025:
[Disgraced former governor Andrew] Cuomo is registered to vote in a ritzy rental complex on E. 54th Street that as of a year ago was priced at $8,242 a month, according to StreetEasy and city election records. In order to run for mayor, a candidate needs to maintain an address in the five boroughs.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v3hp5ojktecjk6ot4jxyr3mf/bafkreidrh7775ixntsdcni2zehy7a2njbioakcamlolnczsi4p4e22y2fu@jpeg)
August 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Andrew Cuomo should really throw stones from someone else's penthouse that costs almost 4× as much in rent alone, easily that with utilities I imagine
Remember, friends, comrades, and newcomers looking for a place to stay,
The answer to racist trash telling you to move out because you should "obviously" share with those who need it more is always:
You first.
The answer to racist trash telling you to move out because you should "obviously" share with those who need it more is always:
You first.
August 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Remember, friends, comrades, and newcomers looking for a place to stay,
The answer to racist trash telling you to move out because you should "obviously" share with those who need it more is always:
You first.
The answer to racist trash telling you to move out because you should "obviously" share with those who need it more is always:
You first.
Anyway. Here's the rest of their restaurants.
We should all be so lucky to quit when the kitchen gets too hot. I live in Arizona. I just can't relate.
Hey Wiretap? Play JoJo's Too Little, Too Late.
What you do with this information is your own actions; I am not responsible for you.
We should all be so lucky to quit when the kitchen gets too hot. I live in Arizona. I just can't relate.
Hey Wiretap? Play JoJo's Too Little, Too Late.
What you do with this information is your own actions; I am not responsible for you.
August 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Anyway. Here's the rest of their restaurants.
We should all be so lucky to quit when the kitchen gets too hot. I live in Arizona. I just can't relate.
Hey Wiretap? Play JoJo's Too Little, Too Late.
What you do with this information is your own actions; I am not responsible for you.
We should all be so lucky to quit when the kitchen gets too hot. I live in Arizona. I just can't relate.
Hey Wiretap? Play JoJo's Too Little, Too Late.
What you do with this information is your own actions; I am not responsible for you.
In fact, as I was more and more tired and frustrated with how these men described themselves, I almost forgot to show y'all this:
I use browsers that force accessibility and you show me THIS?
All this money and there ZERO queens in ALL OF TEL AVIV you could pay to look comfortable next to you??
I use browsers that force accessibility and you show me THIS?
All this money and there ZERO queens in ALL OF TEL AVIV you could pay to look comfortable next to you??
August 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
In fact, as I was more and more tired and frustrated with how these men described themselves, I almost forgot to show y'all this:
I use browsers that force accessibility and you show me THIS?
All this money and there ZERO queens in ALL OF TEL AVIV you could pay to look comfortable next to you??
I use browsers that force accessibility and you show me THIS?
All this money and there ZERO queens in ALL OF TEL AVIV you could pay to look comfortable next to you??
I can't quite describe my fury at Shahar Segal and chef Eyad Shani
How do you make you life's work RESTAURANTS, SUCCESSFUL ONES, and decide that isn't enough?
How do you make MILLIONS selling fancy food and decide your next step is to use your fame to endorse the genocide of your neighbors?
How do you make you life's work RESTAURANTS, SUCCESSFUL ONES, and decide that isn't enough?
How do you make MILLIONS selling fancy food and decide your next step is to use your fame to endorse the genocide of your neighbors?
August 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I can't quite describe my fury at Shahar Segal and chef Eyad Shani
How do you make you life's work RESTAURANTS, SUCCESSFUL ONES, and decide that isn't enough?
How do you make MILLIONS selling fancy food and decide your next step is to use your fame to endorse the genocide of your neighbors?
How do you make you life's work RESTAURANTS, SUCCESSFUL ONES, and decide that isn't enough?
How do you make MILLIONS selling fancy food and decide your next step is to use your fame to endorse the genocide of your neighbors?
It is the epitome of privilege to believe the same assistance is available to others that which has been available to you.
Never in the history of mankind has appealing to one's abusers, much less appeasing fascists, worked in your favor.
Just in case you're wondering why I'm not nice about this.
Never in the history of mankind has appealing to one's abusers, much less appeasing fascists, worked in your favor.
Just in case you're wondering why I'm not nice about this.
August 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It is the epitome of privilege to believe the same assistance is available to others that which has been available to you.
Never in the history of mankind has appealing to one's abusers, much less appeasing fascists, worked in your favor.
Just in case you're wondering why I'm not nice about this.
Never in the history of mankind has appealing to one's abusers, much less appeasing fascists, worked in your favor.
Just in case you're wondering why I'm not nice about this.
Post a random image or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Post a random image or everything will go bad in August
ncnewsline.com/briefs/tuber...
Not only was it more than 425 nominees,
it was because the military would send people who needed abortions to states that didn't restrict it and reimburse them for travel.
Senator Tuberville (R-AL) was throwing a Tommy Temper Tantrum over women getting healthcare.
Not only was it more than 425 nominees,
it was because the military would send people who needed abortions to states that didn't restrict it and reimburse them for travel.
Senator Tuberville (R-AL) was throwing a Tommy Temper Tantrum over women getting healthcare.
July 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
ncnewsline.com/briefs/tuber...
Not only was it more than 425 nominees,
it was because the military would send people who needed abortions to states that didn't restrict it and reimburse them for travel.
Senator Tuberville (R-AL) was throwing a Tommy Temper Tantrum over women getting healthcare.
Not only was it more than 425 nominees,
it was because the military would send people who needed abortions to states that didn't restrict it and reimburse them for travel.
Senator Tuberville (R-AL) was throwing a Tommy Temper Tantrum over women getting healthcare.
Added alt text because lol
July 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Added alt text because lol
I think bro (hostile) was convinced I'm Israeli Jewish 💀💀💀💀💀 I would literally never 💀💀💀💀💀
and neither would my husband, the JEWISH GUY I WAS CONSULTING THIS ENTIRE THREAD 🤯🙃
and neither would my husband, the JEWISH GUY I WAS CONSULTING THIS ENTIRE THREAD 🤯🙃
July 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I think bro (hostile) was convinced I'm Israeli Jewish 💀💀💀💀💀 I would literally never 💀💀💀💀💀
and neither would my husband, the JEWISH GUY I WAS CONSULTING THIS ENTIRE THREAD 🤯🙃
and neither would my husband, the JEWISH GUY I WAS CONSULTING THIS ENTIRE THREAD 🤯🙃