Please don’t forget the extensive data on 300 million Americans

Four eyes keeping an eye on the Fifth eye.

Even at 63yo her bmi is still less than the last cocktails on a boat photo we saw.

Pretty sad that one of our supposed geniuses of the 21st century is too lame and bereft of any of ideas even to be a clever asshat.
He can’t code as well as my my sister. But he can buy companies that make him seem so and that’s enough for America’s wannabe tech philosophers.

If your turkey is frozen, pull that bird today if you hope to cook it Thursday.
Wednesday is for prep, Thursday is for cooking.
Mis en place or suffer the consequences 😂😂😂

Sitting in Limbo with Jerry’s stylings always hits in just the spot I need scratched.

Paint by number morning looks so…
Enjoy your Grateful morning!⚡️

Aww man. Jimmy was the shit! and if ever I ever felt defeated or down from the shit sandwich that this world shoves down our throat, I put on Jimmy and the Harder They Come and to help me survive.
Thank you Mr. Cliff, RIP as a free man in your grave.

They took two houses next to ours for flood control.

I live among those you mentioned. Rural Missouri has closed 21 local hospitals in just the last decade of R’s supermajority that has been in place for 22 years now.

He keeps killing his Neuralink patients both primates and humans.

Democracy dies behind paywalls, Senator.

My goddess the ignorance of our general populace is eye watering.
And with this post, you just got another monthly Onion reader. I will get signed up today.
Thanks for the nudge that I needed, Ben. And thanks for the hilariously accurate satire in those pages. ⚡️🤙🏼

Keep your dignity, it will outlast our “president’s” traitorous and incompetent tendencies.

I hope that they’ve seized his hard drive and all of his other digital files which is unconstitutional, I know. Problem is that do blatantly unconstitutional things every day including contra to a court’s order. The other problem is that they’re incompetent af.
#kakistocracy

Think of all the young men he can rent for an hour or two with tens of millions of dollars

Humidity farts