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saloormchisandwich.bsky.social
Sal
@saloormchisandwich.bsky.social
MINORS DNI || Professional old-man simp || 25 || Occasionally NSFW || Age in bio or you will be blocked
Completely reasonable crashout
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
ERHEHEHE Aw dang, I'm not nearly pathetic enough to prevent becoming a chew toy HSDLGKSDG

Careful, though, he may contract rabies from me
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
WILL HE PROTECT ME TOO
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You don't know her she goes to a different school
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Spooking cause Xoxe jumped onto the field to deliver breakfast :P
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Where are his teeny tiny bee wings!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MOUTH DESIGN **YES**

Can he be besties with my minotaur
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
THE CLAW MIRRORING HIS HAND STOPPPPPPPP
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Careful! She's a biter
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The beacon! Quick, to the Boomobile!
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh my god.... A brave lil explorer, out to tread the path few have
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It's not a want, it's a NEED
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I cannot stand how attractive this stupid fictional man is with a deep v-neck suit on
October 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They're PERFECT
October 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM