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salixvelox.bsky.social
R.I.S.T.O.
@salixvelox.bsky.social
Memeticist
Gender nonconformist
Artist at @algoristo.bsky.social

Joulu- ja tammikuun sähkönhintoja

#pörssisähkö #sähkönhinta #joydivision
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I'm just following orders... and they told me to make some pixel art!

#fckice #fuckice #iceart #pixelart #donaldtrump #trumpmemes #politicalmemes
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Pro tip: there's lot of good real estate on the Moon, waiting to be colonized by the Orang USAn. In fact, you might as well move the White House there, and build the biggest, most beautifulest room for your balls. As a bonus, there's not much of a climate there to change.
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Mysterious character found in the Epstein files

#pedobear #jeffreyepstein #epsteinfiles #halftoneart #raster #pixelart
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@noira.bsky.social ja mä tehtiin taas yx käännösbiisi
youtu.be/0veKGk0zaFg
Juuzottaja koira (Kalevauva cover)
YouTube video by Salix velox
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This snow-washed denim skirt reminded me of the 80s/90s, so I dug up one of my old T-shirts from the same era. The skirt itself is quite new (though second hand, of course).

@noira.bsky.social photography
August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Kaikki nämä tittelit on nähty viime päivinä Helsingin Sanomien jutuissa. Siis eikö muka resilienssi ole suomeksi kestävyys?

#professori #titteli #resilienssi #eisuuretsanatsuutahalkaise #meemi #meemilaaksontarinoita #meikämemeetikko
August 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I'm not a True Scotsman, and I wouldn't want to wear a real kilt in this heatwave anyway. Fortunately, a shower of rain brought the temperature below 30 C for a while.

@noira.bsky.social photography

#tartanskirt #tartanumbrella #hamemies #skirtman #viitatorni #jyväskylä #jyväskylästreetstyle
July 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
– Are you classified as human?
– Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

with @noira.bsky.social

#popsicle #fifthelement #jyväskylästreetstyle
July 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Found this 90s/00s style second hand skirt in plain white, now dyed to orange to better suit my taste.

with @noira.bsky.social

#anklelengthskirt #90sskirt #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #manskirt #männerrock #miestenhame #mieshame #hameetpojille #guyinaskirt #jyväskylästreetstyle
July 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I haven't got any new skirt photos in a while, but here's something from two weeks ago with @noira.bsky.social on a hiking trail. We're still waiting for the weather to get warmer than this.

#denimskirt #farkkuhame #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #laajavuori #jyväskylästreetstyle
June 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Julkaisin eilen uuden suomenkielisen lauluparodian, jonka teksti oli pyörinyt vuosia pöytälaatikossa. Video on liian pitkä tänne, siispä linkki Youtubeen:

youtu.be/-T18jVASV6A

#tiskasin #petshopboys #itsasin #tiskaaminen #tiskivuori
Tiskasin (Pet Shop Boys parody)
YouTube video by Salix velox
youtu.be
June 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Konza käymmä kylyh — Bara bada bastu suvi/varzinkarjalaksi

Kiännös, soitto i pajo: Risto A. Paju

Suuret passibot: KAJ, Mika Saatsi / Tuusulan opisto, Noira Martiskainen

#barabadabastu #konzakäymmäkylyh #karjalankieli #varzinkarjala #suvikarjala
June 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
From @left.eu:

This week, Viktor Orbán is hosting Benjamin Netanyahu in Budapest—despite the ICC’s arrest warrant for his alleged war crimes.

@vasemmisto.bsky.social #istandwithpalestine #freepalestine
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM