Metropolitan enjoyer
@salamandermansion.bsky.social
reporting live from the dedicated family bathroom aka the vape penthouse
Freaky, kinky little things they are
The Rays have been involved in 5 of the last 6 three-team trades in MLB
I love baseball
(h/t @jon-becker.com, and research confirms!)
I love baseball
(h/t @jon-becker.com, and research confirms!)
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Freaky, kinky little things they are
Okay now it’s down to the Phils and Yanks for worst offseason award💩🤭
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Okay now it’s down to the Phils and Yanks for worst offseason award💩🤭
It’s not too late to pull him from wbc🙏
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It’s not too late to pull him from wbc🙏
And 40 save Jordan Hicks 🤫
Yeah, Chicago with Murakami’s 40 bombs and Acuna ripping 40 bags. Cmon now keep up
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
And 40 save Jordan Hicks 🤫
She McLean on my Tong till I Sproat
☹️😔🪦
☹️😔🪦
February 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
She McLean on my Tong till I Sproat
☹️😔🪦
☹️😔🪦
Oh and would guarantee Baty primarily shifts to LF which is a horrifying thought 😟
Thoughts on Ty France
1) Immediate defensive upgrade
2) Underlying offensive metrics really weren’t that horrible, just very low ceiling
3) Likely kills the NYM career of Mauricio or Vientos as Polanco becomes everyday DH
4) Makes Polanco an insanely expensive DH.. even on 2yr deal
#Mets
1) Immediate defensive upgrade
2) Underlying offensive metrics really weren’t that horrible, just very low ceiling
3) Likely kills the NYM career of Mauricio or Vientos as Polanco becomes everyday DH
4) Makes Polanco an insanely expensive DH.. even on 2yr deal
#Mets
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Oh and would guarantee Baty primarily shifts to LF which is a horrifying thought 😟
Thoughts on Ty France
1) Immediate defensive upgrade
2) Underlying offensive metrics really weren’t that horrible, just very low ceiling
3) Likely kills the NYM career of Mauricio or Vientos as Polanco becomes everyday DH
4) Makes Polanco an insanely expensive DH.. even on 2yr deal
#Mets
1) Immediate defensive upgrade
2) Underlying offensive metrics really weren’t that horrible, just very low ceiling
3) Likely kills the NYM career of Mauricio or Vientos as Polanco becomes everyday DH
4) Makes Polanco an insanely expensive DH.. even on 2yr deal
#Mets
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Thoughts on Ty France
1) Immediate defensive upgrade
2) Underlying offensive metrics really weren’t that horrible, just very low ceiling
3) Likely kills the NYM career of Mauricio or Vientos as Polanco becomes everyday DH
4) Makes Polanco an insanely expensive DH.. even on 2yr deal
#Mets
1) Immediate defensive upgrade
2) Underlying offensive metrics really weren’t that horrible, just very low ceiling
3) Likely kills the NYM career of Mauricio or Vientos as Polanco becomes everyday DH
4) Makes Polanco an insanely expensive DH.. even on 2yr deal
#Mets
Each day that passes makes the 2year $60m offer from Stearns even more tempting for Framber’s camp😈
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Each day that passes makes the 2year $60m offer from Stearns even more tempting for Framber’s camp😈
Jeff McNeil next💀😂
$60M+ Contracts, Athletics History:
1 ← 1901 - 2024
3 ← 2025
2 ← 2026 so far
1 ← 1901 - 2024
3 ← 2025
2 ← 2026 so far
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Jeff McNeil next💀😂
If he didn’t fracture his leg early, Siri was going to have a solid season
@SNY_Mets tweeted
Per @WillSammon, the Angels are signing Jose Siri to a minor league deal.
Siri appeared in 16 games with the Mets last season. https://t.co/QyWv6ONNua
Per @WillSammon, the Angels are signing Jose Siri to a minor league deal.
Siri appeared in 16 games with the Mets last season. https://t.co/QyWv6ONNua
Tweet
@SNY_Mets tweeted
Per @WillSammon, the Angels are signing Jose Siri to a minor league deal.
Siri appeared in 16 games with the Mets last season. https://t.co/QyWv6ONNua
twitter.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
If he didn’t fracture his leg early, Siri was going to have a solid season
M’s challenging Phils & Yanks for worst offseason award 🏆📉
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
M’s challenging Phils & Yanks for worst offseason award 🏆📉
Mr. Met is going to be even more jacked this season 💪 he’s also going to start bullying young and elderly fans of opposing teams
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Mr. Met is going to be even more jacked this season 💪 he’s also going to start bullying young and elderly fans of opposing teams
Keeping Lindor in bubblewrap regardless
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Keeping Lindor in bubblewrap regardless
Jesse Winker congratulations! you are now a member of the New York Mets (again)
Austin Hays to White Sox. $6M plus incentives.
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Jesse Winker congratulations! you are now a member of the New York Mets (again)
Poverty yanks
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Poverty yanks
Quickest rebuild in history🏃💨
Inside the Mets’ offseason: A Bo Bichette plot twist and a methodical overhaul www.nytimes.com/athletic/700...
Inside the Mets’ offseason: A Bo Bichette plot twist and a methodical overhaul
An eventful 3-month stretch reshaped the Mets in unexpected ways as executves sought flexibility on the field and in their decision-making.
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Quickest rebuild in history🏃💨
Andrew Chafin has somehow eluded his mandated season in NYC as a tenured MLB journeyman. It’s time, big country.
Brooks Raley can teach you how to hunt or fish on Long Island or something idk
Brooks Raley can teach you how to hunt or fish on Long Island or something idk
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Andrew Chafin has somehow eluded his mandated season in NYC as a tenured MLB journeyman. It’s time, big country.
Brooks Raley can teach you how to hunt or fish on Long Island or something idk
Brooks Raley can teach you how to hunt or fish on Long Island or something idk
He’s had a full year to rehab that oblique- Mr Winker, come on down!
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
He’s had a full year to rehab that oblique- Mr Winker, come on down!
January 27, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Knew he’d be too pricey for Stearns as a Benge placeholder but good for him getting $10m aav #mets #metssky
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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there was an ask to share these for folks not on IG. in this house we stan Katia Lindor.
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
there was an ask to share these for folks not on IG. in this house we stan Katia Lindor.
Definition of no risk high reward
Craig Kimbrel agrees to Mets deal. Minors deal with MLB camp invite.
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Definition of no risk high reward