I was telling a client I fell asleep during Interstellar & when I woke up Matt Damon (who pre-nap was not in the film) was trying to kill everyone. And I was like, “maybe I shouldn’t say that, maybe she hasn’t seen it.” Then I looked it up & saw it came out 11 YEARS AGO & then I needed to sit down.

I found a signed ACOTAR at a local thrift. Dedicated to Justin, “thanks for the Sailor Moon socks!”

But they’re ON SALE

Lolita at 13. Bought it from a flea market for 25¢.

Getting overstimulated trying to pick out a cute queer romantasy novel between hoards of “dark romance” (🙅) and an absurd number of heterosexual hockey themed books. These things should not be shelved together.

I have been spoiled by fanfiction archives. I need that shit split into reality vs fantasy. Then split het vs queer. And if I could get them organized by major tropes, I need that too.

Somebody call their MAAAAAAAAAAHM.