Everyjerry Everywhere All Unverified
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Everyjerry Everywhere All Unverified
Really enjoyed the tick-tock in the story between “horribly embarrassing revelation” and “lazy deflection from dishonest DHS PR hack”
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Really enjoyed the tick-tock in the story between “horribly embarrassing revelation” and “lazy deflection from dishonest DHS PR hack”
My eye started twitching when I saw that name
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
My eye started twitching when I saw that name
I think it was good for that guy that her bodyguard was there. In the reverse angle you can see she had a pen in her raised fist, she was fully ready to ventilate that motherfucker
January 29, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I think it was good for that guy that her bodyguard was there. In the reverse angle you can see she had a pen in her raised fist, she was fully ready to ventilate that motherfucker
Kristi Noem is enjoying the ride in the passenger side of the pickup, but suddenly feels uneasy. The truck slows and turns into…wait. Is it a gravel pit? The sense of unease deepens.
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Kristi Noem is enjoying the ride in the passenger side of the pickup, but suddenly feels uneasy. The truck slows and turns into…wait. Is it a gravel pit? The sense of unease deepens.
It’s so fucking stupid and doomed to failure. Homan is incapable of staying on message and not saying a bunch of fashy shit on camera, and might actually be less charismatic than Bovino, which is really saying something.
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
It’s so fucking stupid and doomed to failure. Homan is incapable of staying on message and not saying a bunch of fashy shit on camera, and might actually be less charismatic than Bovino, which is really saying something.
Trump also made a point of saying that Homan was going to “report directly to me” in one of his posts earlier. Who knows if it means anything, but sure is nice to think that Miller might be in line for an underbussing.
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Trump also made a point of saying that Homan was going to “report directly to me” in one of his posts earlier. Who knows if it means anything, but sure is nice to think that Miller might be in line for an underbussing.
The commercial failure of the D&D movie still pisses me off. Great flick that was way better than it had any right to be, and he was great in it.
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The commercial failure of the D&D movie still pisses me off. Great flick that was way better than it had any right to be, and he was great in it.
She should be the last DHS secretary and the first to go to prison
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
She should be the last DHS secretary and the first to go to prison
Absolutely fucking deranged and evil. How can you do something like this to a 5-year-old kid and stand to look at yourself in the mirror?
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Absolutely fucking deranged and evil. How can you do something like this to a 5-year-old kid and stand to look at yourself in the mirror?
I wish I could go back and convince my younger self to do 4 years of a foreign language in college. Big missed opportunity there.
January 21, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I wish I could go back and convince my younger self to do 4 years of a foreign language in college. Big missed opportunity there.
Interesting thread! I wish my Spanish was good enough to pick up on some of those cultural nuances. I’m working on it but man it’s slow going once you’re past a certain age.
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Interesting thread! I wish my Spanish was good enough to pick up on some of those cultural nuances. I’m working on it but man it’s slow going once you’re past a certain age.
It’s the cocaine trying to escape his body
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It’s the cocaine trying to escape his body
I feel like they missed on the name, Mixalotology was right there
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I feel like they missed on the name, Mixalotology was right there
The day Jerry is verified is the day democracy collapses for good
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The day Jerry is verified is the day democracy collapses for good
He has Selina Meyer’s seething pit of hatred at his core, with the charisma and social skills of Jonah on top
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
He has Selina Meyer’s seething pit of hatred at his core, with the charisma and social skills of Jonah on top
Not fewer - he wants none.
December 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Not fewer - he wants none.
Big, big surejan.gif energy here
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Big, big surejan.gif energy here