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horse on computer
Pinned
idk what im doing
me: I'm meant to watch something with my friend but he sucks at organising
j: organising what just press play
me: he's not ever present!!!!
j: wait is this about me

my horrible uncaring friends istg
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
someone on a dating app just hit me up with "what niche transport infrastructure sums you up". unbridled levels of autism I'm speechless
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
new client who is 21 was like "you seem young" so I'm like "I'm in my 30s" and he goes "you seem like gen z"

literally my worst fear professionally is that ppl will think I'm a child whyyy
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
me: I'm thinking about getting a latex mattress topper
q: what for like if u pee yourself???
me: no not that. latex mattress is supposed to support u and hug u or whatever
q: 🤨 that sounds like... a boyfriend
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I've been found out
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 AM
my friends do weekly movie nights, but theyre all chronic nappers. literally every time someone will miss the movie cus they're napping (a different person each week) and then everyone else is always like "I only made it today cus I set an alarm" narcoleptic film club istg
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
opened my notes app to some absolute poetry i guess. my only question is why is this saved as adhd website
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
really into hares atm. those guys are crazy
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
i dl'd hinge on a whim (like its new year or something) and ive had it for less than 3hrs and already wanna quit. my fundamental problem with dating is nothing is more cringe to me than strangers trying to chirpse. literal huge ick pls dont show interest in me??? well,, ganbari fucking masu ig 😡
January 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
he hates me tbh
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
i did like 13 minutes of learning then gave up because it was too boring, opened youtube and the first video i see is 'the self loathing man of inaction'
thanks dr k i dont need u bullying me for not doing a blender tutorial
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
me: I hate that I'm queer coded to straight ppl they always do weird things like spontaneously start talking about rpdr
f: lol well I'm a straight man and I LOVE drag race
p: same I'm straight and I think drag queens are amazing

🫠🫠🫠
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i will never stop complaining about the bg3 boob situation. lemme pick different boobs i dont wanna be this milked up jfc
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This one did numbers on twitter back when the frieren angle art trend was going so here you go :D
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Ink and Pencil
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Happy holidays, merry christmas, julefest or just a wonderful winterday my little turnips 🎄❄️ I hope you have the tastiest food and the brightest candles 🌱
#art #illustration #cuteart #chritmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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✨❤️ 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼! ❤️✨ #art #happyholidays #merrychristmas #happynewyear
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Day 24 and last of #Crustmas:
Festive terrestrial isopods

Happy holidays to all of you

from the Museum en Voie d'Illumination exhibition from 2022 at the MNHN Paris
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Christmas in (a very ancient) Dorset
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
client asked for my ig so I told him I'm not really allowed to do that and he was like 'really?? that seems so sad! I kinda feel bad for therapists now' lol
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM