Saint Aurum 🇵🇸
@saintaurum.bsky.social
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Mountain biking vampire witch from the future
they/them
MDNI
https://www.instagram.com/crone.hag/
Mountain biking vampire witch from the future
they/them
MDNI
https://www.instagram.com/crone.hag/
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I want. Mole . Pozole… tamales…. My head so full of gunk . Passes away
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I want. Mole . Pozole… tamales…. My head so full of gunk . Passes away
AT NIGHT I WAKE UP WITH THE SHEETS SOAKING WET AND A FREIGHT TRAIN RUNNING THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF MY HEAD
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
AT NIGHT I WAKE UP WITH THE SHEETS SOAKING WET AND A FREIGHT TRAIN RUNNING THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF MY HEAD
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
Miss Lights NEVER fucks around !!!
Lights - Easy Money (dEd version)
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December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Miss Lights NEVER fucks around !!!
The flu is not fucking around this year yall better have gotten your shots
December 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The flu is not fucking around this year yall better have gotten your shots
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I’ve been single for a full year for the first time since high school and it’s really been great for freeing up time for me to learn about historical pandemics and their effects on culture and society, time that was previously taken up mothering full grown adults
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’ve been single for a full year for the first time since high school and it’s really been great for freeing up time for me to learn about historical pandemics and their effects on culture and society, time that was previously taken up mothering full grown adults
Takes the edible that makes you infodump about the fall of the Roman Empire
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Takes the edible that makes you infodump about the fall of the Roman Empire
Watched muppet Christmas carol for the first time and the way I spent the last 20 minutes of it crying,
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Watched muppet Christmas carol for the first time and the way I spent the last 20 minutes of it crying,
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Saw a guy on here tell a guy posting anti-Palestinian garbage “May you outlive your grandchildren”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Saw a guy on here tell a guy posting anti-Palestinian garbage “May you outlive your grandchildren”
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When people ask what I’m doing for NYE
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When people ask what I’m doing for NYE
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as of 12/26 they are at 537 euros out of 20,000
chuffed.org/project/1618...
chuffed.org/project/1618...
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
as of 12/26 they are at 537 euros out of 20,000
chuffed.org/project/1618...
chuffed.org/project/1618...
Fallout drinking game: take a shot every time a head explodes
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fallout drinking game: take a shot every time a head explodes
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Everywhere I go I bring my beautiful titties with me
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Everywhere I go I bring my beautiful titties with me
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Think your mail is private? In Columbus, ICE is playing "Postmaster General."
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Think your mail is private? In Columbus, ICE is playing "Postmaster General."
I went to a concert of my own choosing for the first time this year after years of being too nervous to go to a crowded place like that and I’m so happy I did 😭 RMTCM was so awesome to see live I’m so glad I went
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I went to a concert of my own choosing for the first time this year after years of being too nervous to go to a crowded place like that and I’m so happy I did 😭 RMTCM was so awesome to see live I’m so glad I went
Seasons’ greasons everyone please don’t end up at the hospital. I don’t want to work
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Seasons’ greasons everyone please don’t end up at the hospital. I don’t want to work
Negatives of having low/no reaction to stimulants: no fun allowed
Positives of having low/no reaction to stimulants: no consequences quitting smoking
Positives of having low/no reaction to stimulants: no consequences quitting smoking
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Negatives of having low/no reaction to stimulants: no fun allowed
Positives of having low/no reaction to stimulants: no consequences quitting smoking
Positives of having low/no reaction to stimulants: no consequences quitting smoking
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🎄🎄’Twas 🎄🎄the 🌚night🌚 before Clit-Mas 🫨🤤 when all 🏃🏻💨 through the 🏡🔫trap house 🧟♂️, not a 💃🏻👯♀️heaux was 🤑💵 tricking 💰💸, not even a 😡🤬spouse the 👠pleasers 👠were 💦💦💦 hung 🍆🍆 from the 🎯rafters with care 👼 🛁 in hope that 🎅🍆💦Saint Dick 🤤 would soon be there 🕳️ send this to 🔟 of your most 🎊🎁 festive 😩 fat badu
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
🎄🎄’Twas 🎄🎄the 🌚night🌚 before Clit-Mas 🫨🤤 when all 🏃🏻💨 through the 🏡🔫trap house 🧟♂️, not a 💃🏻👯♀️heaux was 🤑💵 tricking 💰💸, not even a 😡🤬spouse the 👠pleasers 👠were 💦💦💦 hung 🍆🍆 from the 🎯rafters with care 👼 🛁 in hope that 🎅🍆💦Saint Dick 🤤 would soon be there 🕳️ send this to 🔟 of your most 🎊🎁 festive 😩 fat badu
Cashier: you remind me of my older sister
Me, has been an older sister for 22 years, about to burst into tears: okay
Me, has been an older sister for 22 years, about to burst into tears: okay
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cashier: you remind me of my older sister
Me, has been an older sister for 22 years, about to burst into tears: okay
Me, has been an older sister for 22 years, about to burst into tears: okay
I need my beautiful wife Olive Garden back I miss her pasta and human skull sized drinks
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I need my beautiful wife Olive Garden back I miss her pasta and human skull sized drinks
Soooo our hospital isn’t feeding us for Christmas. The cafeteria is straight up closed tomorrow, we can’t even buy our own food. Lol. lmao even
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Soooo our hospital isn’t feeding us for Christmas. The cafeteria is straight up closed tomorrow, we can’t even buy our own food. Lol. lmao even
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if you fire 3 cpd beat cops you can house 10 houseless ppl for a year. if you fire one more you can give those 10 houseless ppl a full time social worker to help them get on food stamps, look for work, and facilitate drug rehab if needed.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
if you fire 3 cpd beat cops you can house 10 houseless ppl for a year. if you fire one more you can give those 10 houseless ppl a full time social worker to help them get on food stamps, look for work, and facilitate drug rehab if needed.