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Eephus
@saint-eephus.bsky.social
· Nov 16
so much depends
upon
a yellow led
better
glazed with rain
water
round the front way
yeah
upon
a yellow led
better
glazed with rain
water
round the front way
yeah
Sorry babe, can’t come to bed — someone is wrong on the internet.
It’s me. I’m wrong on the internet and I’m in too deep to stop now.
It’s me. I’m wrong on the internet and I’m in too deep to stop now.
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Sorry babe, can’t come to bed — someone is wrong on the internet.
It’s me. I’m wrong on the internet and I’m in too deep to stop now.
It’s me. I’m wrong on the internet and I’m in too deep to stop now.
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Asteria is the *only* GM running #daggerheart at #paxunplugged. We think she's pretty cool, but all 3 of her games are booked. How can she help YOU join her ranks? Let's sling some Fear in Philly!
@tthq.bsky.social @officialpax.bsky.social @darringtonpress.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/GDR6C...
@tthq.bsky.social @officialpax.bsky.social @darringtonpress.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/GDR6C...
PAX Unplugged needs Daggerheart GMs! #daggerheart #paxunplugged #ttrpg #darringtonpress #gmtips
YouTube video by Hag Deal Gaming
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October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Asteria is the *only* GM running #daggerheart at #paxunplugged. We think she's pretty cool, but all 3 of her games are booked. How can she help YOU join her ranks? Let's sling some Fear in Philly!
@tthq.bsky.social @officialpax.bsky.social @darringtonpress.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/GDR6C...
@tthq.bsky.social @officialpax.bsky.social @darringtonpress.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/GDR6C...
Is it crazy to think we’ll live to see the first ever Supreme Court decision based on the Third Amendment?
September 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Is it crazy to think we’ll live to see the first ever Supreme Court decision based on the Third Amendment?
I don't mean to brag, but I just found out for whom the bell tolls, and you're not gonna believe this
August 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I don't mean to brag, but I just found out for whom the bell tolls, and you're not gonna believe this
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*looking at a heterosexual couple* so which one of you plays daggerheart and which one of you plays draw steel
July 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*looking at a heterosexual couple* so which one of you plays daggerheart and which one of you plays draw steel
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July 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence.
June 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence.
Scotiabank crowd should start a “WE WANT FLORIDA” chant coming out of the second intermission. It would be funny as hell and what do they have to lose at this point. #leafs
May 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Scotiabank crowd should start a “WE WANT FLORIDA” chant coming out of the second intermission. It would be funny as hell and what do they have to lose at this point. #leafs
Well, I’d like to see the the Matthews / Marner Era lose THIS defining game with their legacies intact!
*Leafs lose historically and run it back next season*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless, #goleafsgo
*Leafs lose historically and run it back next season*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless, #goleafsgo
May 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Well, I’d like to see the the Matthews / Marner Era lose THIS defining game with their legacies intact!
*Leafs lose historically and run it back next season*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless, #goleafsgo
*Leafs lose historically and run it back next season*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless, #goleafsgo
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It's still cool, but the White Out in Winnipeg is also kinda silly since the home team is in blue. BRING BACK WHITE AT HOME!
April 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's still cool, but the White Out in Winnipeg is also kinda silly since the home team is in blue. BRING BACK WHITE AT HOME!
When you “double-check” something, it means you checked it before and are checking it again.
When you “triple-check” something, that’s office code for “Uh-oh I was supposed to check this and never did. Can we pretend I did, and this is a double-check?”
Wonder which one this is?
When you “triple-check” something, that’s office code for “Uh-oh I was supposed to check this and never did. Can we pretend I did, and this is a double-check?”
Wonder which one this is?
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When you “double-check” something, it means you checked it before and are checking it again.
When you “triple-check” something, that’s office code for “Uh-oh I was supposed to check this and never did. Can we pretend I did, and this is a double-check?”
Wonder which one this is?
When you “triple-check” something, that’s office code for “Uh-oh I was supposed to check this and never did. Can we pretend I did, and this is a double-check?”
Wonder which one this is?
Went to the @pwhlsirens.bsky.social game in costume tonight. Got some beers and was asked for my ID. Without missing a beat, the concessions person said “I thought you were from France!” @thepwhl.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Went to the @pwhlsirens.bsky.social game in costume tonight. Got some beers and was asked for my ID. Without missing a beat, the concessions person said “I thought you were from France!” @thepwhl.com
You know that thing where Google periodically signs you out of your account and asks you to confirm your password, but then Chrome autofills your password?
February 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You know that thing where Google periodically signs you out of your account and asks you to confirm your password, but then Chrome autofills your password?
Great suplex by Hanifin on McDavid, and great pro wrestling reffing by the refs ignoring that play
February 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Great suplex by Hanifin on McDavid, and great pro wrestling reffing by the refs ignoring that play
Tkachuks: (pick back-to-back fights seconds into a hockey game)
Also the Tkachucks: Yeah it just kind of happened organically
Also the Tkachucks: Yeah it just kind of happened organically
February 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tkachuks: (pick back-to-back fights seconds into a hockey game)
Also the Tkachucks: Yeah it just kind of happened organically
Also the Tkachucks: Yeah it just kind of happened organically
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Capitalism is such a weird zero sum game, it's like for every modern wonder they invent they have to choose another dumb thing to put behind lock and key at CVS
December 30, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Capitalism is such a weird zero sum game, it's like for every modern wonder they invent they have to choose another dumb thing to put behind lock and key at CVS
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“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down.
December 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down.
Got to wondering where I’d rank Joe Biden pardoning his son among the most egregious Presidential Pardons in history, so I started making a big board ranking em. Right now I think I’d rank it #8, between Trump pardoning Joe Arpaio, and Andrew Johnson pardoning (basically) the whole Confederacy.
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Got to wondering where I’d rank Joe Biden pardoning his son among the most egregious Presidential Pardons in history, so I started making a big board ranking em. Right now I think I’d rank it #8, between Trump pardoning Joe Arpaio, and Andrew Johnson pardoning (basically) the whole Confederacy.
DON'T THREATEN US WITH A GOOD TIME
November 29, 2024 at 7:39 AM
DON'T THREATEN US WITH A GOOD TIME
Happy American Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Happy American Thanksgiving
I normally don’t take the bait but now these bozos are coming for seed oil??
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN OIL LOW ACID, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH ME — AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE, BUDDY
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN OIL LOW ACID, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH ME — AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE, BUDDY
November 26, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I normally don’t take the bait but now these bozos are coming for seed oil??
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN OIL LOW ACID, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH ME — AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE, BUDDY
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN OIL LOW ACID, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH ME — AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE, BUDDY
Some questionable bookings early on, but the lawsuit angle should carry the feud all the way to Mania. Drake emerges as an all-time heel.
November 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Some questionable bookings early on, but the lawsuit angle should carry the feud all the way to Mania. Drake emerges as an all-time heel.
We’re learning so much about how the presidency is above the law, and I’m excited for the possibility that opens for screenwriters. Like, I want a wacky comedy where a dude in a messy divorce has to become president because it means he automatically gets custody of his kids.
November 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
We’re learning so much about how the presidency is above the law, and I’m excited for the possibility that opens for screenwriters. Like, I want a wacky comedy where a dude in a messy divorce has to become president because it means he automatically gets custody of his kids.